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6 Piece pack, 6 x battered fish, 2 x scoops chips $22.00
Chicken nuggets 0.90c
Crumbed Fish Special $8.00
- 2 x crumbed fish, 1/2x scoop of chips, 1 x lemon wedge
Banana Fritter $2.50
Apple turnover $2.20
Bluff oyster (seasonal) $2.80
1 scoop $3.00
Fish cake $2.80

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Chicken Caesar Style Salad $16.00
- Chicken, bacon, croutons, summer greens, our homemade dressing, garnished with egg and (optional) anchovies
Calamari E $10.00 M $18.00
- Coated in our house crumb mix, with aioli dipping sauce and salad greens
Bacon and Eggs $12.00
- Two eggs of your choice with honey cured bacon on toasted baguette
Bacon Melt $14.00
- Grilled club sandwich, bacon, cheese, salad greens, served with fries
Thursday $15.00
- Steak, Fries and Pint
Egg with Fish $12.00
- Creamy spinach, grilled fish and one poached egg
E= Entree / M= Mains / V= Vegetarian / G = Gluten Free

ALOO MATAR $14.50
- Potatoes cooked with peas in a tomato and onion sauce
PESHAWRI NAAN $5.00
- Naan stuffed with chopped dry fruit and nuts and coconut powder
ROTI $3.50
- Wholemeat flour bread
PANEER TIKKA $9.00
- Homemade cottage cheese specially marinated and cooked in tandoor
PANEER PAKORA $9.00
- Homemade cottage cheese battered With chick peas flour and deep fried
GOAN FISH CURRY $13.50
- Fresh fish pieces cooked in aromatic spices and creamy coconut gravy.
FISH TIKKA $8.00
- Tender fish pieces marinated in herbs and spices, grilled in tandoor
PUNJABI PAKORA $7.00
- Fresh seasonal vegetables battered with chick pea flour and deep fried

Mixed Platter for two $14.00
- An assortment of vegetable pakora, samosa, Murgh tikka and Seekh kebab
Coconut Potato Prawn Curry $13.00
- Prawns and potato cooked in coconut sauce with fresh herbs and spices
Goan Fish Curry $13.00
- Pieces of fish prepared in delicious coconut gravy with potatoes
Green Salad $5.90
Beef Korma $13.00
- Boneless meat pieces simmered in cashew nut gravey
Lamb Korma $13.00
- Boneless meat pieces simmered in cashew nut gravy
Mushroom Mutter Prawn Masala $13.00
- Mushroom and green peas cooked in onion tomato gravy
Dine-In $13 and Takeaway $12 Lunch Menu Deal Pick any item from the Main menu that will be served with Rice, Naan bread and a glass of Coke/Sprite/Fanta Upgrade your Naan to a Garlic Naan or Butter Naan for an extra $1

Fish & Chips $7.00
Big veggie brekkie $20.00
- with mushrooms spinach fried potato smokey baked beans eggs and toast
Smoky baked beans on toast $7.00
All other extras from $3.00
Diluted fruit juice $3.00
Kids hot chocolate $3.00
Kaizen beans + toast $7.00
Kids fish and chips $7.00

Hawaiian Burger $7.00
Mussels $0.9 Each
Crumb Prawn $1.50
Sugar & Cinnamon optional
Waffle Dog $2.20
12 Pack $48.00
- 12 Fish, 4 Hotdogs or Sausages & 3 Scoops Chips
Fillet $9.00
- Crumb / Batter
Seafood $4.50

Chips $2.50
Mushrooms $2.00
Shrimps $9.50
Steak $9.00
Fish $12.50
Bami Gorang Noodles $10.00
Steak and veges $9.50
Bacon Burger $3.50

Navaratan Korma $14.00
- Fresh vegetables cooked with cashew nuts, ground spices, and cream
Mixed Vegetable Pakora $6.00
- Seasonal vegetable mixed with spices and chickpea flour and deep fried, served with tamarind sauce
Chicken Achari Tikka (5 pieces) $12.99
- Boneless chicken pieces marinated in yogurt, mustard fenugreek, and spices, roasted in tandoor, served with mint sauce
Non-veg Tandoori Platter $24.99
- Consists of chicken malai tikka, chicken achari tikka, fish tikka, lamb seekh kebab, lamb chops, served with mint sauce
TIKKA MASALA (CHICKEN/LAMB/BEEF) $15.50/$16.50/$16.50
- Gravy cooked with onions, capsicum, spices and tomato gravy.
MASALA (LAMB/BEEF) $16.50/$16.50
- Marinated Lamb and beef cooked with mushroom, spices in onion and tomato gravy
Fish Tikka (5 pieces) $11.00
- Fresh fish marinated in yogurt, spices and cooked in Tandoor
Chicken Wings (6 pieces) $8.90
- Mildly spiced chicken wings cooked in Tandoor

Sweetcorn Fritters $17.50
- Fresh corn and red pepper fritters topped with tomato and avocado salsa, with a poached egg
Spinach $3.50
BBQ Chicken Skewer $19.50
- Gluten free/Dairy free Served on a bed of sweetcorn salad and accompanied with avocado salsa
House Made Salmon Gravalax $21.00
- Gluten free/Beetroot cured salmon sliced wafer thin served with beetroot and horseradish remoulade and dressed leaves.full
Free range egg x 1 $3.50
Reuben sandwich $20.50
- Toasted rye bread filled with160g house smoked pastrami, with Gear Homestead sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, finished with Russian dressing
The Homestead Breakfast $22.00
- Handcrafted pork sausage meat from Harringtons, streaky bacon, homemade potato hash browns, roasted tomatoes,sautéed spinach, and two free range eggs on toast with herb oil. Gluten free available on request
Home made fries $8.00
- Gluten free/Vegan Hand cut fries served with ketchup and aioli

Cucumber N/A
Turkey & Ham N/A
Meatball N/A
White Chip Macadamia N/A
Chipotle N/A
Beetroot N/A
Avocado Toasties N/A
Honey Oat N/A

Crabstick $1.50
Kung Pao Chicken $10.50
Wat Tan Hor $9.50
Egg Burger $4.00
Paua Fritter $2.50
Corn Soup $6.00
Nasi Goreng $9.50
Fried dumpling (1 dozen)

Fish burger $5.50
Hawaiian burger $7.50
Chicken burger $1.50
Egg burger $7.00
Cheese burger $7.00
Ham burger $6.00

Cheeseburger & Small Fries Snack Deal N/A
- Get more bang for your buck with this great snack bundle! Just $4 will get you a cheeseburger and small fries! Snack-time - sorted!
Oreo® Cookies McFlurry® N/A
- For a delicious mouthful of crunchy biscuit pieces blended into creamy soft serve, try the Oreo® Cookie McFlurry.
Quarter Pounder® N/A
- Take a whole quarter pound* 100% beef patty provided by beef farmers from the King Country and Canterbury. That’s the beef sorted. Complete the tasty picture with cheese, onions and tangy pickle. Bet your mouth is watering right now.
Sweet 'n Sour Sauce N/A
- Enjoy the fruity taste, with a hint of spice and soy.
Chicken McWrap® Aioli - Crispy N/A
- Introducing the new delicious Chicken & Aioli McWrap®, with crispy 100% NZ chicken, juicy tomatoes, crisp iceberg lettuce drizzled with creamy garlic Aioli all wrapped up in a warmed tortilla and ready to eat on the go.
Warm Chicken Salad: Grilled or Crispy N/A
- The new Warm Chicken Salad. With ingredients like crispy or grilled 100% NZ chicken, red cabbage & plump sliced tomatoes, it’s surprisingly delicious.
Strawberries & Cream Flavour Frappé N/A
- A delicious Starwberries & Cream flavour Frappé, topped with irresistible whipped cream and a yummy strawberry drizzle.
Italian Dressing N/A
- Lighten up. Enjoy a vinaigrette-blend of vinegar, lemon, garlic, onion, and capsicum, with a mix of herbs including parsley and allspice.