Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

Nearby Sample Menus

Seafood $13.80
SET MENU B $46.00
- Sweet & Sour Wonton Pork Oyster Sauce Chicken Chow Mein Sweet & Sour Wonton Pork Oyster Sauce Chicken Chow Mein Combination Fried Rice 3-4 People
Waffle Dog $2.70
Oysters 1 Dozen $18.50
Combination $12.90
Seasoned Wedges $5.00
Mussel $0.90
Meat Patty $3.50

Bami Goreng (Noodle) $13.30
Bowl of Mushrooms $7.00
We Cook Fresh Fish
Chicken $11.30
Lasagne $3.60
Quarter Chicken and chips $8.50
Chilli Powder $0.70
Battered Fillet and chips $11.70

GOAN FISH CURRY $13.50
- Fresh fish pieces cooked in aromatic spices and creamy coconut gravy.
KHUMB MATAR $16.00
- Fresh mushroom cooked with peas in tomato and onion sauce
MURGH KASHMIRI $19.50
- Boneless pieces of chicken cooked in spices and dried fruits and nuts with creamy sauce
LEMON RICE $5.50
PRAWN BIRYANI $23.00
- Fresh prawns cooked with rice in tomatoes and rich traditional sauce
SAAG ALOO $16.00
- Potatoes cooked with home ground spices and spinach gravy
ENTREE: Lahsuni tikka, barra champ and fish tikka
FISH MASALA $20.50
- Fish fillets cooked in rich spicy sauce

Sweet slices of Kaizen's baked goodie $4.50
Blat $17.00
- bacon lettuce avocado & tomato sandwich on toasted bread
Megafluffy $3.00
Black pudding $20.00
- with bacon fried potatoes fried egg & toast
Kaizen beans + toast $7.00
Hot chocolate $3.00
Shoestring fries with tomato sauce $8.00
Baby hotcakes with maple syrup $7.00

-Vegetable $9.50
Chicken Fillet / Pork Schnitzel / Lasagne Square / Bacon & Cheese Topper $3.00
-Shrimp / Bacon / Combination $11.00
Chicken Nuggets / Mussels $0.80
Oyster (Pacific) / Scallop (each) $1.50
-Roast Pork / Chicken / Steak $10.00
Pineapple $2.80
-Pork / Fish / Chicken $11.00

Banana $2.00
Fillet $9.00
- Crumb / Batter
Per Scoop $3.20
Fish Burger $7.00
Pineapple $1.50
-1/2 Doz
9 Pack $35.00
- 9 Fish, 3 Hotdogs or Sausages & 2 Scoops Chips
Meat Pattie $3.20

Kanapka (Open Sandwich) (Vodka Match-Belvedere Pure) $18
- Cured salmon with a lemon and dill creme fraiche. Topped with prawns.
Wild Cherry Salad(GF DF ) (Without Cheese) (Vodka Match-Wyborowa) $18
- Beef Tenderloin Medallions served on a tossed salad with bleu cheese and our wild cherry and thyme vinaigrette.
Bigos ‘N’ Bread (*GF *DF Vodka Match-Zubrowka) $29
- Poland’s National dish-a stew of sauerkraut, white cabbage and Polish meats. Slow cooked for hours for immense flavour.
Omelettes $16.50
- Your pick of any 4 mushrooms, onions, capsicum, tomatoes, bacon, sausage or cheese.
- Serves 3 $27
Pan Fried Tarakihi (*GF *DF Vodka Match-Belvedere Citrus) $31
- Served on our cold potato, pickle and pepperdew salad. Accented with our basil/honey garden salad.
Beef Tenderloin (*GF *DF Vodka Match-Peppercorn) $38
- Pan seared tenderloin steak (200g) served with new potatoes and roasted pumpkin. Topped with sautéed onions and mushrooms. Accented with beetroot relish and a balsamic reduction.
Kielbasa And Eggs $15
- with potato hash and toast

Gear Stack $19.50
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with streaky bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce Full
Moroccan Lamb Kofta $19.00
- Served on a zesty tabbouleh salad and drizzled with spiced tomato sauce
Sweetcorn Fritters $17.50
- Fresh corn and red pepper fritters topped with tomato and avocado salsa, with a poached egg
Blueberry Hotcakes $17.00
- Homemade Hotcakes infused with lemon and blueberries. Served with streaky bacon, and Canadian maple syrup
Giant tiger prawn Green Curry $20.00
- Gluten free/Dairy free Giant Tiger prawns with broccoli florets in a coconut green curry sauce with rice noodles.
Gear Stack $11.00
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with streaky bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce half
BBQ Chicken Skewer $19.50
- Gluten free/Dairy free Served on a bed of sweetcorn salad and accompanied with avocado salsa
Bacon $5.00

Fish cake $3.00
Warehou $6.90
Paua fritter (100%) $6.90
Seafood fritter $3.50
Lasagne $3.00
Jumbo $6.00
Squid ring $0.80
Steak & egg $6.00

French Stick $1.50
Quiches $3.20
Bacon & Egg Slice $3.20
Dinner Box $9.10
- 3 pieces of Chicken & Reg Chips
Steak & Mushroom $3.20
9 Piece Pack $22.50
- 9 pieces of Chicken
Sausage Roll $1.70
Thigh $3.20

Chicken McBites® - 10 piece pack N/A
- Get them while they're hot. Our legendary, super-tasty chicken mcbites are the perfect side to any meal. We only use the highest quality chicken.
Chicken 'n' Mayo N/A
- Enjoy mouth watering crispy-coated chicken with crunchy, fresh iceberg lettuce and cool delicious mayo, all within a tasty bun.
Chicken McNuggets® Hunger Buster N/A
- Everyone knows that Chicken McNuggets are a Cheeseburger’s best friend. Recent research indicates the two get along famously with medium fries and a medium soft drink.
Cheeseburger N/A
- Our legendary cheeseburger is a combo of 100% beef, onions, pickle, ketchup, mustard and cheese, all in a soft burger bun.
Chicken Bacon Deluxe N/A
- It’s deluxe, and it’s back. Crispy coated chicken dressed with rasher bacon, fresh tomato, cheese with a Swiss accent and topped off with creamy mayo.
The Clubhouse Chicken - Crispy N/A
- Turn your attention to The Clubhouse Chicken - Crispy. With a crispy chicken patty, crispy bacon, grilled onion, Swiss Cheese, tomato, lettuce, and Big Mac® sauce in a brioche style bun; this burger tastes as good as it looks.
Quarter Pounder® N/A
- Take a whole quarter pound* 100% beef patty provided by beef farmers from the King Country and Canterbury. That’s the beef sorted. Complete the tasty picture with cheese, onions and tangy pickle. Bet your mouth is watering right now.
Bacon & Cheese Sauce Loaded Fries N/A
- Enjoy our legendary super-tasty fries loaded up with tasty cheese and bacon. These toppings really bring your fries to life.

-Bacon $2.50
Comes With Potato Fries & A Charlie'S Kids Drink
Full Monty L $17.90
- Angus beef w/ salad, mayo & relish
Davey Jones L $11.9 / S $10.40
- Crumbed NZ dory w/ tangy coriander & lime mayo, salad & relish
Junior Cheese Burger $8.40
- Angus beef w/ melted cheddar, tomato ketchup & mayo
Gf
- Ask about our gluten free options / Gluten free buns $2.00
Potato Fries $4.90
Bbq Beef & Bacon L $15.40 / S $13.90
- Angus beef w/ free formed bacon, onion rings, melted cheddar, Wisconsin BBQ sauce, salad, mayo & relish

Cheese & Onion / Club / Ham & Egg / Luncheon & Tomato $4.00
Fish $3.80
Bacon Eggs, Chips, Salad & Toast / Fish, Eggs, Chips, Salad & Toast $15.90
Bacon Eggs, Sausage & Toast $10.50
Bacon / Tomato $2.00
Luncheon & Pickle / Salmon & Lettuce
Egg Burger / Hawaiian / Cheese Burger $6.00
Scones / Dates / Cheese / Fruit / Muffins $2.70

Chips $2.80
Sausage, Egg, Tomato, Toast $6.50
Fish
Spring Roll $2.50
Homemade Pies $3.50
Bacon & Egg
Panini $4.00
Cheese $5.00
- All include lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Sauce

Smoked chicken salad with avocado, peach & orange cashew nut dressing $20.00
Bacon benny served on toasted sourdough with poached eggs and hollandaise $19.00
Big vege brekkie with mushrooms, spinach, fried potato, smokey baked beans, eggs and toast $20.00
Scones & muffins fresh from the Kaizen oven every morning $4.50
Pieces of cake like our rhubarb shortcake served with yoghurt or whipped cream $6.60
BLAT $17.00
- Bacon, lettuce, avocado & tomato sandwich on toasted bread
Smokey baked beans on toast $7.00
Corned beef hash with potato, kumara, carrot & cabbage served with an egg and hollandaise - Or no meat $14.00 $18.00