Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

Nearby Sample Menus

Funk'n Punk'n $21.00
- thyme roasted pumpkin ,mozzarella,caramelised onion,rocket and feta.
Spicy chicken wings $15.00
- ten wings chipotle mayo & homemade BBQ sauce.
Chilli & ginger calamari $14.00
- panko crumbed /w sweet chilli sauce and a finger salad.
Mac' n' cheese $9.90
Satay beef skewers $15.00
- three skewers house made satay sauce and crispy shallots.
Sous vide lamp rump $29.00
- horseradish potato gratin,wilted spinach,roasted beetroot and red wine jus.
Grilled mushroom burger $20.00
- herb roasted mushroom ,Zany Zeus halloumi,chargrilled capsicum,spinach,tomato,red onion,chipotle mayo & chips.
C.C.C Burger $21.00
- herb marinated chicken breast ,camembert,cranberry sauce,lettuce,tomato,red onion,aioli and chips.

Corn Fritters With Halloumi (V) $12.00
- Fritter stack with grilled halloumi, fresh salsa and salad greens
BBQ / Avocado Dressing / Aioli / Tartare / Sweet Chilli / Apple $1.00
Paté $12.00
- Homemade with apple and thyme. Served with onion relish and toast
Mini Pizza $10.00
- Choose your favourite from the pizza menu
Crispy Pork Belly $20.00
- Served with your choice of side: bourbon mash or spinach or mushrooms. Served with a chefs salad
Sirloin Steak - 250GM $26.00
- Cooked to your liking, new potatoes, seasonal vegetables, choice of bearnaise sauce, garlic butter or jus
Chicken Nuggets and Chips $10.00
- Served with salad and tomato sauce
Wednesday $12.00
- Ribs, Fries and Salad

BUTTER CHICKEN $17.00
- Tender chicken morsel cooked in rich tomato and butter gravy simmered in selected spices
DAL TARKA $10.50
- Split chickpeas cooked in onion gravy
TAJ GRILLED PLATTER $25.00
- Haryali tikka, chicken tikka, tandoori prawns, paneer tikka
Butter Chicken Served with Rice $13.00
SAAG ALOO $16.00
- Potatoes cooked with home ground spices and spinach gravy
MIXED PLATTER FOR TWO $18.00
- Mixture of onion bhaji, vegetable samosa, lasuni tikka and seekh kebab
ANARKALI LAMB $20.00
- Tender lamb pieces cooked with flavor of mint powder, white sauce and chef's special spices
CHICKEN / LAMB / BEEF SAAGWALA $14.00
- Chicken pieces cooked with home ground spices & simmered in a rich spinach gravy.

HOT SPICY WITH CASHEW NUTS (rice) $10.50
VEGETABLE $8.70
WONTON (12) $6.00
BAMI GORENG (NOODLES) $11.00
KUMARA CHIPS $4.00
SQUID ON RICE $12.00
EGG $4.10
DOUBLE FILLINGS $2.30

Eggs $10.00
- with toast poached fried or scrambled
Bacon benny $19.00
- served on toasted sourdough with poached eggs and hollandaise
Black pudding $20.00
- with bacon fried potatoes fried egg & toast
Toasted muesli $11.00
- with cranberry & almond served with rhubarb & yoghurt
Mixed green side salad $6.00
Toasted Turkish pide, panini style with a variety of fillings $9.00
Fried egg + toast $7.00
French toast or hot cakes $19.00
- with bacon banana & maple syrup

Greek Salad (GF) $7.00
-ham off the bone $16.00
Available from 5pm Tues-Sat
Zany Zeus halloumi (GF) $4.00
Sichuan pepper crumbed calamari w/ sweet chilli jam $8.00
Peppermill smoked salmon (GF) $6.00
Toasted focaccia w/ confit garlic butter (serves two) $7.00
Roast pumpkin, semi-dried tomato & parmesan arancini w/ aioli $5.00

5 Churrasco BBQ Thigh Pieces $11.90
- Comes with BBQ basting. Add some extra Peri-Peri basting of your choice if you wish!
Chicken Paella $13.90
- Grilled Chicken breast with a combination of grilled veggies tossed over our spicy rice
3 BBQ Wing Fillets $11.90
- 3 BBQ Wings, kids juice & corn or chips
1/2 Chicken $12.90
- Nothing half hearted here!
- Regular $4.50
5 Churrasco BBQ Wings $11.90
- Comes with BBQ basting. Add some extra Peri-Peri basting of your choice if you wish!
8 Churrasco BBQ Ribs $11.90
- Comes with BBQ basting. Add some extra Peri-Peri basting of your choice if you wish!
Portuguese Veggie Paella $13.90
- Veggie patty with a combination of grilled veggies tossed over our spicy rice

Scallop $1.20
Chicken $9.00
Shrimps $9.50
Veges suey
Plain $8.00
Chicken and veges $9.50
Plain $8.00
Vegetable $8.50

Bacon $5.00
Gear Stack $11.00
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with streaky bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce half
Reuben sandwich $20.50
- Toasted rye bread filled with160g house smoked pastrami, with Gear Homestead sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, finished with Russian dressing
Feta Cheese Croquettes $17.50
- Gluten free/Feta cheese infused with sundried tomato and basil coated in taco crust and served with provencal sauce
The Homestead Vegetarian Breakfast $20.00
- Sautéed mushrooms, homemade potato hash, roasted tomatoes, spinach and two free range eggs on toast, topped with herb oil. Gluten free available on request
Sweetcorn Fritters $17.50
- Fresh corn and red pepper fritters topped with tomato and avocado salsa, with a poached egg
Egg Plant Cannelloni $16.00
- Gluten free/ and Vegan Grilled eggplant filled with ratatouille and served with basil oil and seasonal leaves
House Made Salmon Gravalax $13.00
- Gluten free/Beetroot cured salmon sliced wafer thin served with beetroot and horseradish remoulade and dressed leaves.Half

KIWI BAKED BEANS, DELIGHT (Tim's Favourite) $17.00
- Served with bacon, Kransky, chili (optional) baked beans, toast with a poached egg
OPEN SANDWICH $16.50
- • BACON. Crispy chopped bacon, with salad • CHICKEN AND Brie, with salad• VEGETARIAN, with spinach, mushrooms, capsicum and cheese (all served with hollandaise)
HEARTY BREAKIE $19.00
- Bacon, eggs, mL&hrooms, tomato, homemade hash brown, breakie sausages and toast
CAJUN CHICKEN CREOLE $29.50
- Chicken stuffed with Camembert, wrapped in bacon and coated with cajun, baked and served with gumbo, pancakes, sour cream, maple, and marshmallows
OMLETE (GF) $18.00
- Choose 3 filLings from spinach, mushrooms, ham, feta, onion, Kransky, tomato or cheese
EGGS BENEDICT $16.00
- Ham, poached eggs, on an English muffin with hollandaise
VEGETARIAN LOAF $26.00
- Roasted seasonal vegetables mixed with couscous, pine nuts raisins and served with a spicy tomato salsa
FRESH FISH OF THE DAY $29.00
- Check with our friendly waiting staff for today's preparation

Thigh $3.20
5 Piece Pack $13.10
- 5 pieces of Chicken
Pizza Stick Small $2.70
Rib $3.00
Lunch Box $7.70
- 2 pieces of Chicken & Reg Chips
Filled Roll & Sausage Roll Combo + 420ml Coca-cola range $6.50
15 Piece Pack $35.00
- 15 pieces of Chicken
Mince & Cheese $3.00

Strawberry Jam N/A
- Your toasted bagel has never tasted this good. Slather on some of Craig's® sweet Strawberry Jam, made with real strawberries.
Cheeseburger & Small Fries Snack Deal N/A
- Get more bang for your buck with this great snack bundle! Just $4 will get you a cheeseburger and small fries! Snack-time - sorted!
BBQ Cheeseburger Combo N/A
- A tangy BBQ Cheeseburger, a chilled medium soft drink, and medium fries. You’ll never forget that time there was a BBQ in your burger, a party in your wallet, and you were invited.
Fries N/A
- Get them while they're hot. Our legendary super-tasty French fries are the perfect side to any meal. We only use the highest quality potatoes to create those delicious strands of crispy fluffy fries you love.
Apple Pie N/A
- Crisp pastry, lovingly filled with crisp Granny Smith apples picked in New Zealand orchards and served piping hot.
$40 Mega ShareBox® $40
- Included in the $40 Mega ShareBox: 2 x Big Mac®, 2 x McChicken®, 2 x Cheeseburger, 4 x Medium Fries, 4 x Medium Soft Drinks, 4 x Regular Sundaes
Grilled Chicken & Aioli McWrap® N/A
- The new delicious Chicken & Aioli McWrap®, with ingredients like 100% NZ grilled chicken, juicy tomatoes, all wrapped up in a warmed tortilla.
Ketchup Sauce N/A
- Get the classic American taste. Thick and rich, our ketchup mixes tomato with vinegar, spiced up with the flavours of celery, clove, onion and cayenne.

Chicken Littles $8.40
- Three tempura nibbles
Cheddar $1.50
Wisconsin W/Cheese L $11.40 / S $9.90
- Angus beef w/ melted Cheddar, salad, mayo & relish
Potato Fries $4.90
Junior Cheese Burger $8.40
- Angus beef w/ melted cheddar, tomato ketchup & mayo
Onion Rings $5.90
-Bacon $2.50
Caramelised Onions $1.50

Arena Big Bite / Vege $17.50
Eggs on Toast with Hash $10.00
Wedges with Bacon, Cheese and Sour Cream $10.50
Chicken Nuggets & Chips $6.80
Fish Nuggets & Chips $7.00
Toasties (2 fillings) $4.50
- Ham, Tomato, Cheese, Egg, Onion, Pineapple, Corn, Bacon, Mushroom
Ham & Cheese Sammy w/ Juice $6.50
Mini Hotdogs & Chips $7.00

BLT or Chicken or Beef / Lamb or Salad $5.00
-Bacon $1.80
Steak / Mince $3.00
Banana or Marble Cake / Chocolate or Mud Cake / Raspberry Squares / Louise Squares $2.50
Extra other filling (each) $1.20
Single Filling $3.50
Kranski $3.00
-Fried Onions / Mushrooms $2.00