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Nearby Sample Menus

Shrimp & surimi $6.00
Meat pattie $3.90
Dinner for 1 $11.50
- 1 battered fish, 1 hotdog, 1 crab stick, 1 potato fritter, 1/2 scoop chips, 1 x 420ml coco cola range
Seafood Fritter $3.30
6 Piece pack, 6 x battered fish, 2 x scoops chips $22.00
Corn fritter $3.30
Crab stick $1.60
Scallops $1.70

Shrimp $4.00
Shrimp $12.30
Cashew Nuts $4.00
Fish $13.30
Beef & Mushroom Soup $7.00
Bacon & Tomato $4.50
Crumb Fish Burger $6.20
Egg $11.30

Raita $2.50
- Yoghurt with grated cucumber
(Minimum order for three)
Mango Chutney $2.50
Entree $ 20 per person
- Onion Bhaji, Seekh Kebab, Chicken Tikka
Dine-In $13 and Takeaway $12 Lunch Menu Deal Pick any item from the Main menu that will be served with Rice, Naan bread and a glass of Coke/Sprite/Fanta Upgrade your Naan to a Garlic Naan or Butter Naan for an extra $1
Fish Sambal $13.00
- Fillet pieces prepared in sambal sauce
Lamb Madras $13.00
- Lamb pieces cooked with exotic spices and garnished with coconut powder
Mushroom Mutter Prawn Masala $13.00
- Mushroom and green peas cooked in onion tomato gravy

Squid Rings $2.50
Bacon & Egg $8.00
Egg $5.00
Super Burger N/A
Hot Dog $2.50
Chicken Schnitzel $4.00 Ea
Bacon N/A
Ham Burger $4.00

Chicken $10.90
Vegetarian $9.90
Corn Fritter $3.50
Pork Bun $2.50
Chocolate rap $2.20
Vegetarian Burger $4.50
Bacon & Egg $4.50
Number 11 $20.00
- 5 fish, 8 chicken, 2 chips

Espetada Grande (for 2-3 people) $27.90
- 2 hanging skewers of Chicken thigh, grilled red capsicum & onion served with your choice of a Large side
Grilled Haloumi & Veggie Strips $14.90
- A mix of veggies and Haloumi grilled with your choice of Peri-Peri basting, and served with a regular side
Espetada $15.90
- Hanging skewer of Chicken thighs, grilled red capsicum & onion served with your choice of a regular side
Egg $1.50
Chicken Mediterranean Salad $15.50
- Flame Grilled Peri-Peri Chicken breast strips, feta, capsicum, olives, cucumber, red onion, cherry tomatoes, carrot & mixed lettuce
1/4 Chicken $8.90
- Small fraction, big reaction
Peri-Peri Chips
- Curb your craving
8 Churrasco BBQ Ribs $11.90
- Comes with BBQ basting. Add some extra Peri-Peri basting of your choice if you wish!

Mixed Vegetable Pakora $6.00
- Seasonal vegetable mixed with spices and chickpea flour and deep fried, served with tamarind sauce
JALFREZI(CHICKEN/LAMB/BEEF) $15.50/$16.50/$16.50
- Boneless pieces cooked with fresh vegetable, capsicum, and spices
Fresh Garden Salad $4.50
- Assorted fresh vegetables chopped and served with lemon dressing
MASALA (LAMB/BEEF) $16.50/$16.50
- Marinated Lamb and beef cooked with mushroom, spices in onion and tomato gravy
MADRAS (CHICKEN/LAMB/BEEF) $15.50/$16.50/$16.50
- Boneless pieces cooked with coconut cream and grated coconut tempered with fresh curry leaves and mustard seeds
Vegetarian Samosa (2 pieces) $4.50
- Deep fried Triangular pastry filled with potatoes, green peas, nuts and other spices, served with tamarind sauce
Fish Masala $17.50
- Fresh Fish pieces cooked in delightful capsicum, onion and tomato gravy
Dal Makhni $13.50
- Mixed lentils cooked with spices and onion tomato gravy

Feta Cheese Croquettes $17.50
- Gluten free/Feta cheese infused with sundried tomato and basil coated in taco crust and served with provencal sauce
Vegetarian Stack $10.00
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with sautéed spinach, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce half
Moroccan Lamb Kofta $19.00
- Served on a zesty tabbouleh salad and drizzled with spiced tomato sauce
Spinach $3.50
Sausages $5.00
Turkish Eggs $17.00
- Smokey babaganoush (spiced aubergine dip) with poached eggs, topped with chili yogurt, served with toasted sourdough
Creamy Mushrooms $16.50
- Creamy mushrooms with fresh herbs served in our homemade Focaccia bun >>
Bacon $5.00

Panang Curry see above
- Very popular Thai Paneang curry paste, coconut milk, carrot, courgette, bean, broccoli, cauliflower, capsicum, crush peanut and kaffir lime leaves.
Yellow Curry see above
- Special taste of Thai curry with carrot, pumpkin, fried shallot, potatoes and onion in coconut milk.
Ginger N/A
- Stir fried fresh ginger, spring onion, onion, celery, black fungus.
Chicken Satay $7.50
- Grilled marinated chicken fillet served with Satay peanut sauce.
Larbgai (Chicken) N/A
- Chicken minced cooked in fresh Thai herbs with ground roasted rice and lime dressing.
Massaman Curry (Lamb, Beef) see above
- Ancient royal Thai curry with carrot, pumpkin, roast peanut, tamarind sauce, potatoes and coconut milk.
Cashew Nut N/A
- Stir fried with cashew nut, onion, sweet chilli paste with celery, carrot, courgette, broccoli, cauliflower, capsicum, spring onion and mushroom
Chicken, Beef Or Pork $14.50

Egg and Cheese N/A
Tuna N/A
Capsicum N/A
Turkey N/A
Roast Beef N/A
Veggie Patty N/A
White Chip Macadamia N/A
Subway Melt N/A

California L $13.40 / S $11.90
- Angus beef w/ fresh avocado, free formed bacon, salad, mayo & relish
Customise
- See the extras menu below and add a little something
Camembert $2.00
Potato Fries $4.90
Beetroot Relish $1.00
Triple C L $13.40 / S $11.90
- Chicken w/ camembert, cranberry sauce, salad & mayo
Beef & Blue Cheese L $12.90 / S $11.40
- Angus beef w/ blue cheese mayo, caramelised onions, salad & relish
Cranberry $1.00

Egg $1.20
-1 filling $3.60
Chicken / Ham / Fish
Chips $4.00
Hamburger $5.00
Chicken / Ham $4.50
-Extra Filling $1.20
Scrambled Eggs, Toast / Bacon, Eggs & Toast $7.00

BBQ BEEF APRIL 2017
- A flame-grilled beef patty topped with a simple layer of mayo and sliced onions, and smoky, smoky BBQ sauce. All on a toasted sesame seed bun. Part of the new 2 for $5 promotion!
ANGRY ANGUS STEAKHOUSE
- A juicy 1/3 pound of flame grilled 100% Angus beef with two slices of cheese, spicy jalapeños, crispy golden onion chips, tomato, lettuce, creamy mayo and a dash of our secret Angry hot sauce all on a lightly corn dusted bun. Take a bite out of the Angry Angus Steakhouse the next time you get hungry.
CHICKEN BACON MEATY
- The Chicken Bacon Meaty Burger: 2 crispy chicken patties, 6 rashers of bacon, 2 slices of cheese, and BBQ sauce. Oh, and we added some onion too. It’s part of the Meatatarian Range, available for a limited time.
ORIGINAL TENDERCRISP
- Try our premium chicken fillet, juicy tomatoes and premium lettuce in a big, fresh corn dusted bun. Top it with creamy mayo and youve got the Original TENDERCRISP® burger. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal.
MALTESERS FILLED WAFFLE CONE
- Stay cool this Summer with our NEW Maltesers Filled Waffle Cone. Creamy and velvety Soft Serve topped with Maltesers served in a waffle cone filled with more Maltesers goodness
EGGS BENE DELUXE
- Eggs Bene is back at BK! But this time it’s even more ‘deluxe’. With the addition of creamy Kato hollandaise sauce, DOUBLE the amount of our signature streaky bacon, and egg all between a toasted muffin. Start the day the right way at BK.
SUMMER CHICKEN CRUNCH
- The Summer Chicken Crunch Burger: A crunchy chicken patty, slice of cheese, 4 rashes of bacon, 2 pineapple rings, premium lettuce, all topped with lashings of Heinz Seriously Good Aioli! Part of our Summer Crunch Range, available for a limited time
ANGUS STEAKHOUSE
- A flame-grilled AngusPure Steakhouse Patty, Heinz Seriously Good Aioli, premium lettuce, freshly sliced tomato, sliced red onion, tomato relish, mustard, cheese and Ploughmans chutney. Top-notch. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal.

Chicken Naan / Cheese Spinach Naan $4.50
Meat Combo $12.50
- Any Meat Curry
Garlic Naan / Butter Naan $3.50
Chicken Tikka / Masala / Chicken Sag / Lamb Korma $9.00
-With Garlic Naan $12.00
Combo 2 $12.50
- Meat Curry, Rice & Plain Naan
Plain Naan / Roti $3.00
Dhal Makhani / Mix Vegge Curry $9.00

PHRA RAM LONG SONG(mix vegetables), stir fried vegetables and light oyster sauce topped with peanut sauce $9.50
PAD THAI(chicken/prawns), stir fried noodles with chicken or prawns, egg, bean sprouts, spring onions and crushed peanuts $9.50/$11
PHAD NAM MUN HOY(chicken/prawns), stir fried with broccoli, mushrooms and cauliflower in light oyster sauce $9.50/$11
Gluay Buat Chee, Traditional Thai dessert of bananas boiled in sweet coconut cream sauce $7.50
TOM KHA(chicken/prawns), a mild coconut soup with mushrooms, coriander and galangale $7.80/$9.80
PHAD PHAK RUAM(mix vegetables), stir fried mixed vegetables, tofu & cashew nuts with light oyster sauce $9.50
CRA REE PUFF, deep fried minced chicken with mild curry paste, potatoes and onions wrapped in puff pastry $7
English breakfast tea, Green tea, Jasmine tea, Earl grey $2.50