Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Pizzas come topped with our tomato base and special blend of mixed cheddar. Tuesdays $12 pizza night
Eggplant Bake (V) $21.00
- Layered eggplant with cheese, tomato and basil served with chefs salad
Three Egg Omelette $13.00
- Choice of three fillings: ham, chicken, bacon, chorizo, red onion, mushroom, tomato, spinach, cheese, and capsicum. Served with petite salad
All burgers are served with fries
Happy Hour $5.00
- 4-6PM Daily. Handles & Wine
From 11:00 am to 2:30 pm & 5:00pm to 8:30pm (Friday & Saturday until 9:00pm)
Saturday
- Live Sport And T.A.B
Kids Pasta $10.00
- Chicken and Bacon in a Creamy sauce

Stuffed Mushroom $2.20
Steak $2.00
Chicken Nugget $0.90
$22
- 4 fish, 2 scoops of chips, 1 hotdog & 2 potato fritters.
Bacon & Egg $4.50
Ham, onion, Cheese, Com, Egg, Tomato, Pineapple, Mushroom $ 1.00 each
Squid Ring $0.90
Vegetable $10.90

Crumbed Fish $4.50
Kumara Chips $5.00
Ham Burger $4.00
Cheese N/A
Apple Turnover $2.50
Sweet Potato Wedges $5.00
- No 1/2 Scoops
Spring Roll $2.80
Bacon & Egg $8.00

Creamy garlic mushrooms on Peppermill five seed $15.00
·Eggs benedict
- two free range poached eggs on Turkish bread w/ hollandaise
-add Peppermill smoked salmon $6.00
Garlic mushrooms(GF) $6.00
Braised pork belly w/ smoked kumara puree, crackling, apple & apricot mustard fruits (GF) $30.00
Toasted focaccia w/ confit garlic butter (serves two) $7.00
slow roasted tomato (GF) $4.00
Smoked salmon fettuccine w/ cherry tomato, spinach & saffron cream sauce $23.00

Dim Sim $1.20
Pineapple $2.80
Pork Bun $2.50
Whole Chicken $18.00
-Won Ton $9.00
●Satay Dishes
Prawn $1.00
Crab Stick / Hash Brown / Donut (Plain) $1.50

Steak
Bami Gorang Noodles $10.00
Plain $8.00
Steak burger
Half Soya Chicken $11.00
Shrimps $9.50
Bacon $3.00
Chicken and Veges $9.50

Egg Plant Cannelloni $16.00
- Gluten free/ and Vegan Grilled eggplant filled with ratatouille and served with basil oil and seasonal leaves
The Homestead Breakfast $22.00
- Handcrafted pork sausage meat from Harringtons, streaky bacon, homemade potato hash browns, roasted tomatoes,sautéed spinach, and two free range eggs on toast with herb oil. Gluten free available on request
The Homestead Vegetarian Breakfast $20.00
- Sautéed mushrooms, homemade potato hash, roasted tomatoes, spinach and two free range eggs on toast, topped with herb oil. Gluten free available on request
Home made fries $8.00
- Gluten free/Vegan Hand cut fries served with ketchup and aioli
BBQ Chicken Skewer $19.50
- Gluten free/Dairy free Served on a bed of sweetcorn salad and accompanied with avocado salsa
hash brown $3.50
Spinach $3.50
Sweetcorn Fritters $17.50
- Fresh corn and red pepper fritters topped with tomato and avocado salsa, with a poached egg

King Prawn Or Scallop $18.50
Oyster Sauce N/A
- Stir fried with vegetables in oyster sauce with onion, mushroom, spring onion, capsicum.
Chicken Wing $7.50
- Deep fried chicken wings
Padthai N/A
- Traditional Thai noodle cooked in tamarind sauce with vegetable, egg, bean sprouts, spring onion and roast crushed peanuts.
Duck Curry see above
- Roasted marinated duck in red curry paste with pineapple, tomatoes, cauliflower, carrot, capsicum, courgette, kaffir lime leaves, in coconut milk.
Thai Fish Cake $7.50
- Thai fish cake with mind curry paste and Thai herbs
Panang Curry see above
- Very popular Thai Paneang curry paste, coconut milk, carrot, courgette, bean, broccoli, cauliflower, capsicum, crush peanut and kaffir lime leaves.
Noodle with Peanut Sauce N/A
- Fried rice noodle with egg, vegetables topped with peanut sauce.

Flatbread N/A
Honey Oat N/A
Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt N/A
Wrap N/A
Italian Dressing N/A
Cheddar N/A
Turkey N/A
Oven Roasted Chicken N/A

Hawaiian burger $7.50
Egg burger $7.00
Cheese burger $7.00
Fish burger $5.50
Ham burger $6.00
Chicken burger $1.50

Fried Mushrooms $4.50
Fish Nibbles $11.00
- served with salad mayo and lemon
Kids Burger and chips $8.00
Sausage $2.00
Egg $1.00
Combo Fish $14.50
- crumbed fish, 1 egg, salad, mayo and chips with tartare sauce or lemon
Combo Chicken Nuggets $14.50
- nuggets, 1egg, salad, mayo, and chips
Bacon Eggs and toast $10.50
- 2 bacon, 3 eggs, and 3 toast

10pk Chicken McBites & Small Fries Snack Deal N/A
- Get more bang for your buck with this amazing snack bundle! 10 chicken McBites and small fries for just $4! Snack-time - sorted!
Chicken 'n' Mayo N/A
- Enjoy mouth watering crispy-coated chicken with crunchy, fresh iceberg lettuce and cool delicious mayo, all within a tasty bun.
Big Mac® N/A
- Take two 100% beef patties sourced from farmers in regions such as the King Country and Canterbury. Add the delicious combination of crisp iceberg lettuce, melting cheese, onions, and tasty pickles, all framed between a toasted sesame seed bun. And for the grand finale a generous helping of our famous McDonald's special sauce!
Cheeseburger N/A
- Our legendary cheeseburger is a combo of 100% beef, onions, pickle, ketchup, mustard and cheese, all in a soft burger bun.
The Clubhouse Chicken - Crispy N/A
- Turn your attention to The Clubhouse Chicken - Crispy. With a crispy chicken patty, crispy bacon, grilled onion, Swiss Cheese, tomato, lettuce, and Big Mac® sauce in a brioche style bun; this burger tastes as good as it looks.
M&M’S MINIS® McFlurry® N/A
- For a delicious mouthful of rainbow happiness, try the M&M’S® MINIS McFlurry. It’s the tantalisingly tiny M&M’S you love, blended perfectly into creamy soft-serve.
Frozen Coke® N/A
- Break the heat. Thirst-quenching Coke® made extra cold and extra refreshing.
Georgie Pie® Hunger Buster N/A
- Pinch yourself, this is really happening. A Georgie Pie, Quarter Pounder®, medium fries, medium soft drink, and a small sundae.

SALAD BURGER
- Crispy onion rings, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion and cheese with our creamy mayonnaise, all served on a toasted sesame seed bun. One bite and youll be hooked. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal
CHICKEN NUGGETS STUNNER $5.50
- The new Chicken Nuggets Stunner includes 5 x Chicken Nuggets, Small Fries, Small Drink and a Sunday. Now that's value!
CHEESEBURGER
- You can't go wrong with our Cheeseburger, a signature flame-grilled beef patty topped with a simple layer of melted cheese, crinkle cut pickles, yellow mustard, and ketchup on a toasted sesame seed bun. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal.
HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE PIE
- Say hello to our HERSHEY'S® Chocolate Pie. One part crunchy chocolate crust and one part chocolate crème filling, garnished with a delicious topping and real HERSHEY'S® Chocolate Chips.
LONG BBQ BEEF RODEO
- Now with a long bun for double the taste! Flame-grilled beef topped with melted cheese, crispy onion rings, creamy mayo and smoky, smoky BBQ sauce. Available for a limited time at participating restaurants.
BIG BK BREKKIE
- We called it that for a reason: with fresh scrambled eggs, two sausages, an English Muffin with soft melted butter, small Hash Bites and any regular hot drink; it’s a mouthful all right.
THE KING'S BREKKIE
- Dine like The King with a Bacon & Egg Muffin, two delicious breakfast sausages and hash bites. Perfect for a lazy weekend breakfast.
ONION RINGS
- Served hot and crispy, our golden Onion Rings are the perfect treat.