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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

Nearby Sample Menus

SHRIMP MASALA $20.50
- Shrimps cooked in tomato and onion sauce
TANDOORI PRAWNS $12.00
- Prawns marinated in special herbs, spices and grilled in tandoor
TAJ BANQUET $38.00 per person
CHICKEN / LAMB / BEEF PASANDA $14.00
- Chicken cooked with aromatic spices in a mild almond & tomato gravy.
BUTTER NAAN / GARLIC NAAN $4.00
- Flaky butter rich naan / naan with smattering of fresh garlic and green coriander
CHICKEN / LAMB / BEEF BIRYANI $14.50
POPADDUM -Lentil Wafer $1.00
MIXED PLATTER FOR TWO $14.00
- Mixture of onion bhaji, vegetable samosa, lasuni tikka and seekh kebab

PRAWN ON RICE $11.50
SHRIMP $10.40
HOT DOG $2.00
EGG $4.10
CHICKEN $10.50
CHICKEN $10.00
BEEF $10.50
BACON & EGG $5.00

Goan Fish Curry $13.00
- Pieces of fish prepared in delicious coconut gravy with potatoes
Coconut Potato Prawn Curry $13.00
- Prawns and potato cooked in coconut sauce with fresh herbs and spices
Entree $ 20 per person
- Onion Bhaji, Seekh Kebab, Chicken Tikka
Murgh Tikka $6.90
- Chicken fillet pieces marinated and cooked in tandoor
Mushroom Mutter Prawn Masala $13.00
- Mushroom and green peas cooked in onion tomato gravy
Raita $2.50
- Yoghurt with grated cucumber
Malai Kofta $13.00
- Deep fried cottage cheese, potatoes and spices prepared in cashew nut gravy
Vegetable Spring Rolls $5.50
- Deep fried vegetable spring rolls

Extra meat $3.00
8 Chicken Nibbles & Chips $10.00
Bacon $2.00
Pork $11.90
Chicken nuggets each $0.90
Pack A $10.00
- 2 fish, 1 hot dog, 2 potato fritter chips
Number 7 $20.00
- 4 fish, 4 meat pattie, 2 chips
Honey Chicken $12.90

Cheese Burger $6.50
Scallops $1.50 Each
Sausage $2.20
9 Pack $35.00
- 9 Fish, 3 Hotdogs or Sausages & 2 Scoops Chips
Crumb Prawn $1.50
Waffle Dog $2.20
Seafood $4.50
Chicken Burger $7.00

Panna Cotta (GF) $15
- Vanilla panna cotta on blueberry conserve
Barszcz $10
- A clear beetroot soup with uszka. Served chilled or hot.
Reuben(Vodka Match-Belvedere Pure) $16
- Shaved corned beef sautéed with sauerkraut. Served on rye bread with hot mustard and melted Swiss cheese.
Mazurek (GF DF) $16
- Flat cake topped with mango puree, candied fruit and pistachios. Served with candied orange rinds.
(DF) dairy-free options
Eggs Benedict $18
- Poached eggs on English muffins with eye bacon and our own hollandaise sauce, potato hash and fried tomatoes
Ice Cream (GF DF Options Are Available) $16
- Homemade selection served with poached pear and whipped cream (Contains alcohol)
Babci Sernik (Grandmothers Cheesecake) (*GF) $17
- Traditional Polish baked cheesecake. Made with ricotta cheese, and served with whipped cream and berry coulis.

Gear Stack $11.00
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with streaky bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce half
hash brown $3.50
BBQ Chicken Skewer $19.50
- Gluten free/Dairy free Served on a bed of sweetcorn salad and accompanied with avocado salsa
The Homestead Vegetarian Breakfast $20.00
- Sautéed mushrooms, homemade potato hash, roasted tomatoes, spinach and two free range eggs on toast, topped with herb oil. Gluten free available on request
Gear Stack $19.50
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with streaky bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce Full
Creamy Mushrooms $16.50
- Creamy mushrooms with fresh herbs served in our homemade Focaccia bun >>
Reuben sandwich $20.50
- Toasted rye bread filled with160g house smoked pastrami, with Gear Homestead sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, finished with Russian dressing
Sausages $5.00

Corn on Cob $2.30
Shrimp $11.30
Special $14.00
Mussel Fritter $2.30
Roast Pork $12.90
Special $14.00
Vegetables $8.50
Mushroom Burger $4.00

Bacon fritter $3.00
Hot dog on a stick $2.50
Sweetsour pork $11.50
Pineapple fritter $1.80
Chocolate donut $2.00
Cheese $5.50
Paua fritter $3.50
Chicken $4.70

Veggie Patty N/A
Onion N/A
Subway Club N/A
Oven Roasted Chicken N/A
Aioli N/A
Thousand Island N/A
Chipotle N/A
Capsicum N/A

Beef Egg Foo Young $9.00
Lasagna $2.60
Combination Egg Foo Young $9.50
Vegeburger $3.00
Singapore Fried Mee Hoon $9.50
Spring Rolls $2.00
Prawn Fried Rice $12.00
6 Fish family pack $21.80
- + 2 hot dogs, serves 2-3 people

All Sides Come With A Dip Of Your Choice Extra Dips $1.20 Each
Caramelised Onions $1.50
Big Squeaky L $13.90 / S $12.40
- Seared organic halloumi w/ caramelised onions, tangy coriander & lime mayo, salad & relish
Triple C L $13.40 / S $11.90
- Chicken w/ camembert, cranberry sauce, salad & mayo
Coriander & Lime Mayo $1.00
Cranberry $1.00
Bacon $2.50
Dips
- Garlic Mayo, Blue Cheese Mayo, Spicy Satay, Cranberry, Wisconsin BBQ, Ketchup

Battered garlic prawn $1.20
Squid ring $0.90
Chicken nugget $0.80
Pineapple fritter $2.20
Bacon burger $4.90
American hot dog $3.90
Stuffed mushroom $1.70
Single filling

HAMBURGER
- Our Hamburger Kids Meal is a signature flame-grilled beef patty topped with a simple layer of crinkle cut pickles, yellow mustard, and ketchup on a toasted sesame seed bun.
SUMMER CHICKEN CRUNCH
- The Summer Chicken Crunch Burger: A crunchy chicken patty, slice of cheese, 4 rashes of bacon, 2 pineapple rings, premium lettuce, all topped with lashings of Heinz Seriously Good Aioli! Part of our Summer Crunch Range, available for a limited time.
SAUSAGE & EGG MUFFIN
- Our Sausage, Egg & Cheese Muffin is a combination of a sizzling sausage patty, freshly cooked egg and melted cheese nestled inside a warm English muffin. Add a regular hash bytes and large hot drink to make it a regular value meal
WHOPPER JR
- Our WHOPPER JR.® features a flame-grilled beef patty topped with juicy tomatoes, fresh cut lettuce, creamy mayonnaise, crunchy pickles, and sliced white onions on a soft sesame seed bun. Sized right for a smaller appetite. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal
SAUSAGE, EGG & CHEESE MUFFIN STUNNER
- The Sausage, Egg & Cheese Stunner Meal includes one Sausage, Egg & Cheese muffin, Small Fries, Regular Hot Drink and a Link Sausage. Now that's value. Available until 11 am at participating restaurants.
STREAKY BACON ANGUS STEAKHOUSE
- A flame-grilled 100% Angus Beef Steakhouse Patty, Ploughmans relish, sliced red onions, BBQ sauce, streaky bacon, cheese and Heinz Seriously Good Aioli. Its a bit saucy. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal
SAUSAGE BENE
- Our NEW Sausage Bene is a combination of a sizzling sausage patty, freshly cooked egg, our signature streaky bacon, melted cheese, creamy Kato hollandaise sauce and nestled inside a warm English muffin. Start the day the right way at BK
ONION RINGS
- Served hot and crispy, our golden Onion Rings are the perfect treat.

Zalda's bagel toasted with cream cheese, smoked salmon & rocket $15.00
Three fillings $7.00
Diluted fruit juice $3.00
Big vege brekkie with mushrooms, spinach, fried potato, smokey baked beans, eggs and toast $20.00
BLAT $17.00
- Bacon, lettuce, avocado & tomato sandwich on toasted bread
Fish Burger & Fries $20.00
- Beer battered fish, greens, onion, egg, aioli & tomato sauce on a sesame bun
Vegetable pie with Kaizen chutney and a mixed green salad $14.00
Beef Burger & Fries $20.00
- Beef pattie, greens, tomato, cheese, onion, egg, mayo & tomato sauce on a sesame bun