Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

Nearby Sample Menus

Com & Cheese $3.60
Chicken Pattie $3.60
Steak & Tomato $4.50
Tomato $2.80
Ham & Onion $3.60
Ham & Mushroom $3.60
Orange Boot $15.50
Chicken Nugget $0.90

SMALL
WONTON (12) $6.00
PRAWN ON RICE $11.50
STEAK & EGG $4.20
PRAWN $12.40
FISH CAKE $2.80
PORK BATTERED (ON RICE) $10.00
COMBINATION $10.40

-spinach $17.00
Pan fried potato gnocchi w/ portobello mushroom, spinach, toasted pinenuts & blue cheese cream $28.00
Peppermill smoked salmon (GF) $6.00
Chicken liver pate w/ beetroot relish & toasted focaccia $16.00
-Peppermill smoked salmon $19.00
Bircher muesli w/ chia seed, quinoa, cranberry, pumpkin seed, toasted almond & almond milk (DF)(GF) $9.00
Braised pork belly w/ smoked kumara puree, crackling, apple & apricot mustard fruits (GF) $30.00
Available from 5pm Tues-Sat

Reuben sandwich $20.50
- Toasted rye bread filled with160g house smoked pastrami, with Gear Homestead sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, finished with Russian dressing
Feta Cheese Croquettes $17.50
- Gluten free/Feta cheese infused with sundried tomato and basil coated in taco crust and served with provencal sauce
Creamy Mushrooms $16.50
- Creamy mushrooms with fresh herbs served in our homemade Focaccia bun >>
Moroccan Lamb Kofta $19.00
- Served on a zesty tabbouleh salad and drizzled with spiced tomato sauce
Gear Stack $11.00
- Gluten free/Homemade potato hash browns with streaky bacon, poached eggs, and hollandaise sauce half
BBQ Chicken Skewer $19.50
- Gluten free/Dairy free Served on a bed of sweetcorn salad and accompanied with avocado salsa
House Made Salmon Gravalax $13.00
- Gluten free/Beetroot cured salmon sliced wafer thin served with beetroot and horseradish remoulade and dressed leaves.Half
Turkish Eggs $17.00
- Smokey babaganoush (spiced aubergine dip) with poached eggs, topped with chili yogurt, served with toasted sourdough

Mussle $0.90
Vegetables $8.50
Steak $12.90
8 family pack 8 fish, 3 1/2 chips $30.00
Roast Pork $12.90
Shrimp $11.30
Value Pack $15.90
- 1 chips, 2 fish, 2 hot dog, 2 sausage & 2 fritter
Vegetables $8.50

Red Curry see above
- Delicious red curry paste with carrot, bean, cauliflower, bamboo, capsicum, kaffir lime leave in coconut milk.
Egg Noodle N/A
- Fried egg noodle with your choice of meat and seasonal vegetables.
Cashew Nut N/A
- Stir fried with cashew nut, onion, sweet chilli paste with celery, carrot, courgette, broccoli, cauliflower, capsicum, spring onion and mushroom
Chicken Satay $7.50
- Grilled marinated chicken fillet served with Satay peanut sauce.
Oyster Sauce N/A
- Stir fried with vegetables in oyster sauce with onion, mushroom, spring onion, capsicum.
Thai Beef Salad N/A
- Tender grilled beef tender mixed with Thai herbs, tomato, carrot. spring onion, coriander, cucumber, lettuce, celery and lemon juice.
Crispy Pork Salad N/A
- Crispy pork mixed with Thai herbs, tomato, carrot, spnng onion, coriander. cucumber.lettuce, celery and lemon juice.
Larbgai (Chicken) N/A
- Chicken minced cooked in fresh Thai herbs with ground roasted rice and lime dressing.

CHICKEN TENERIFE $16.00
- Chicken dusted with paprika and seasoning, sautéed with Bacon and Banana In a creamy sauce
KING PRAWNS CAFE VELLA STYLE $18.00
- Shelled king prawns, wrapped in bacon and finished with our the very special creamy sauce
MARINATED LIME BEEF STRIPS $16.00
- Grilled, served on a tortilla with salsa and sour cream
FILLET OF SALMON $30.00
- Thinly sliced and seared In a herb, lemon and cracked black pepper crust with hollandaise sauce
LIVER, BACON & MUSHROOMS $16.00
- Served on potato mash with a port onion gravy
VENISON RAGOUT $33.50
- Tender New Zealand venison oven-roasted In a rich demi-glaze sauce with a subtle flavor of juniper berry and served In a pastry case
EGGS FLORENTINE $16.00
- Spinach, poached eggs, on an English muffin with hollandaise
SEGARA BOREGI $16.00
- Filo Cigars filled with potato, feta, and parsley with hummus and tomato salsa

Fish bar $1.50
Ham $3.00
Fish cake $3.00
Chicken nugget $0.80
Curry roll $2.20
Mussel fritter $0.90
1/2 doz $4.90
Com fritter $2.50

Curry Roll $2.50
Singapore Fried Mee Hoon $9.50
Chicken Chop Suey $10.00
MEAL C(for 3 people) $35.00
- sweet & sour chicken, stir fried vegetable, beef in black bean sauce. fried rice, prawn crackers
Kung Pao Beef $10.50
Vegetarian Fried Rice $9.50
Lemon Fish $11.50
Combination Fried Rice $11.50

The Clubhouse Chicken - Crispy N/A
- Turn your attention to The Clubhouse Chicken - Crispy. With a crispy chicken patty, crispy bacon, grilled onion, Swiss Cheese, tomato, lettuce, and Big Mac® sauce in a brioche style bun; this burger tastes as good as it looks.
The Boss® N/A
- Eat like a boss with this Kiwi favourite. With two juicy beef patties, two cheeses, lettuce, onion, tomato and sauce all on a sesame seed bun. The Boss is back.
Soft Serve Cone N/A
- Keep it simple. Our signature Soft Serve, layered on a crunchy cone.
Chick’n McCheese® Combo N/A
- With a crispy Chick’n McCheese, a chilled medium soft drink, and a medium fries, it’s a chicken lover’s dream. Just like that time you turned up to school, wearing your pyjamas. But luckily you woke up and realised it was all a dream.
Chicken McWrap® Aioli - Grilled N/A
- Introducing the new delicious Chicken & Aioli McWrap®, with grilled 100% NZ chicken, juicy tomatoes, crisp iceberg lettuce drizzled with creamy garlic Aioli all wrapped up in a warmed tortilla and ready to eat on the go.
Salted Caramel Frappé N/A
- A decadent, freshly blended salted caramel explosion topped with irresistible whipped cream and indulgent caramel drizzle.
Crispy Chicken Snack Wrap® N/A
- We take a strip of succulent, marinated and crumbed 100% chicken breast fillet. Then we add fresh iceberg lettuce and creamy mayonnaise and carefully hand wrap it all in a soft tortilla wrap.
The Clubhouse Chicken - Grilled N/A
- A tender, grilled chicken patty, crispy bacon, grilled onion, Swiss cheese, tomato, lettuce and Big Mac® sauce in a brioche style bun. Feast your eyes, and your mouth, on the Clubhouse Chicken – Grilled.

Original Chicken L$10.40 / S $8.90
- Chicken w/ salad, mayo & relish
Cabbie L $13.90 / S $12.40
- Chicken w/ fresh avocado, free formed bacon, salad, mayo & relish
Cheddar $1.50
Charlie Brown L $11.40 / S $9.90
- Chicken w/ spicy satay, salad, mayo & relish
Egg $2.00
Dips
- Garlic Mayo, Blue Cheese Mayo, Spicy Satay, Cranberry, Wisconsin BBQ, Ketchup
Triple C L $13.40 / S $11.90
- Chicken w/ camembert, cranberry sauce, salad & mayo
Go Fish $8.40
- One piece of crumbed fish

Mushroom / tomato $1.20
Vegetarian burger $3.90
Hot dog $2.20
Meat fritter $2.60
Curry roll $2.50
Hot dog on stick $2.30
Pineapple fritter $2.20
Chicken

CRUNCHY BBQ BACON DOUBLE WHOPPER
- The Crunchy BBQ Bacon Double Whopper: comes with all the goodness of a Double Whopper with Cheese plus BBQ sauce, 4 Rashes of Bacon and Onion Chips. Part of our Summer Crunch Range, available for a limited time.
JUNIOR SALAD BURGER
- Crispy onion rings, lettuce, tomato and cheese with our creamy mayonnaise, all served on a toasted sesame seed bun. This Junior burger may be small in size but is BIG on taste. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal
CHEESEBURGER
- You can't go wrong with our Cheeseburger, a signature flame-grilled beef patty topped with a simple layer of melted cheese, crinkle cut pickles, yellow mustard, and ketchup on a toasted sesame seed bun. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal.
DOUBLE BK CHICKEN
- Two deliciously tender chicken patties, topped with shredded lettuce and creamy mayonnaise all served on a long sesame seed bun. It’s double what a chicken burger should be. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal. Available for a limited time at participating restaurants
CHICKEN MUFFIN
- Our new Chicken Muffin is a combination of our juicy, crispy Chicken patty, Heinz Seriously Good Aioli and melted cheese nestled inside a warm English muffin
CRUNCHY BBQ BACON WHOPPER
- The classic Whopper with a Crunchy twist! Comes with all the goodness of a Whopper plus BBQ sauce, Cheese, 4 Rashes of Bacon and Onion Chips. Part of our Summer Crunch Range, available for a limited time.
SIDE SALAD
- If you feel like you need something extra fresh and crunchy, try our garden salad. Crisp, fresh vegetables with a zingy dressing.
HAMBURGER
- Our Hamburger Kids Meal is a signature flame-grilled beef patty topped with a simple layer of crinkle cut pickles, yellow mustard, and ketchup on a toasted sesame seed bun.

Arena Mince on Toast with Eggs $14.00
Arena Big Bite / Vege $17.50
Egg Bene on English Muffin $15.00
Nachos, Mince, Cheese, Avo & Sour Cream $14.00
Two Filling Omelette with Toast $13.50
Toasties (2 fillings) $4.50
- Ham, Tomato, Cheese, Egg, Onion, Pineapple, Corn, Bacon, Mushroom
Arena Signature Salad $15.00
Soup of the Week with Toast $10.00