Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

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Satay beef skewers $15.00
- three skewers house made satay sauce and crispy shallots.
The Aloha $22.00
- ham,pineapple and mozzarella.
Kumara Wedges $9.00
- sweet chilli sour cream.
Grilled mushroom burger $20.00
- herb roasted mushroom ,Zany Zeus halloumi,chargrilled capsicum,spinach,tomato,red onion,chipotle mayo & chips.
Cajun four cheese fondue $16.00
- fresh vegetables sticks & toasted garlic pita.
Pizza Calabrese $23.00
- spicy italian salami,bacon, cherry tomatoes,fresh basil,mozzarella & shaved parmesan.
Pizza Calabrese $23.00
- spicy italian salami,bacon, cherry tomatoes,fresh basil,mozzarella & shaved parmesan.
Fish'n' chips $9.90

Steak Tomato on Rico $12.30
Combination $13.30
Orange Boot $15.50
Chicken and Corn Soup $7.00
Shrimp $4.00
Crumbed Squid Ring $0.90
Steak $11.30
Crumbed Fillet and chips $11.70

ROAST PORK ON RICE $11.00
VEGETARIAN $3.50
BEEF $10.50
COMBINATION $10.40
COMBINATION $11.50
WONTON $8.00
FILLINGS: HAM, ONION, CHEESE, CORN, PINEAPPLE, MUSHROOM, EGG
STEAK & EGG $4.20

Kransky sausages & chips with tomato sauce $7.00
Baby hotcake + maple $7.00
Toasted muesli $11.00
- with cranberry & almond served with rhubarb & yoghurt
Zaida's sourdough $5.00
- multigrain rye or purebred young buck gluten free toast with spreads
Mince on hot buttered toast $18.00
- with fried egg and chorizo sausage
Pieces of cake like our rhubarb shortcake served with yoghurt or whipped cream $6.60
Kids hot chocolate $3.00
Smoky baked beans on toast $7.00

- Regular $4.50
Portuguese Veggie Paella $13.90
- Veggie patty with a combination of grilled veggies tossed over our spicy rice
Caramelised Onions $1.50
Espetada Grande (for 2-3 people) $27.90
- 2 hanging skewers of Chicken thigh, grilled red capsicum & onion served with your choice of a Large side
Chicken Garden Salad $14.50
- Flame Grilled Peri-Peri Chicken breast strips, capsicum, olives, cucumber, red onion, cherry tomatoes, carrot & mixed lettuce
3 BBQ Thigh Fillets $11.90
- 3 BBQ Chook thigh fillets, kids juice & corn or chips
Fresh Garden Salad $8.90
- Mixed lettuce, capsicum, olives, cucumber, red onion, carrot & cherry tomatoes
- Large $6.50

Won Tons $10.00
Potato Fritter $1.00
Pineapples $1.50
Chicken $9.00
Pineapples $1.50
Mushrooms $2.00
Chicken $9.00
Shrimp and veges $10.00

Prawn Vindaloo $18.50
- Prawn cooked in hot vindaloo paste with spices
Chaat Papri $6.90
- Deeply fried papri served with sauce makeen and onion
Jeera Rice $3.50
- Basmati rice cooked with cumin seeds
Fish Masala $17.50
- Fresh Fish pieces cooked in delightful capsicum, onion and tomato gravy
PASANDA (CHICKEN/LAMB) $15.50/$16.50
- Curry cooked in mint flavor, cashew nuts, and yogurt
SAAG (CHICKEN/LAMB/BEEF) $15.50/$16.50/$16.50
- Boneless pieces cooked with fresh spinach gravy, spices, and garlic
Starters
- Pappadam, Lamb Seekh Kebab, Garlic chicken tikka, Chicken kebab
Paneer Chilli (Dry Gravy)>>Deep friend cottage cheese sauteed with soy sauce, ginger, garlic and spring onions

5 Piece Pack $13.10
- 5 pieces of Chicken
Steak $3.00
Chicken & Mushroom $3.70
Bread $1.60
Sausage Roll $1.70
9 Piece Pack $22.50
- 9 pieces of Chicken
Chicken $3.40
Mince & Cheese $3.00

Tom Yum Soup $6.00
Prawn Fried Rice $12.00
Roti $3.00
Paua Fritter $2.50
Squid Samble $10.90
Crabstick $1.50
MEAL B(for 3 people) $32.00
- 6 wontons, egg foo young, sweet & sour pork, chicken fried rice, prawn crackers
Meat Pattie $2.00

Hawaiian burger $7.50
Ham burger $6.00
Fish burger $5.50
Chicken burger $1.50
Cheese burger $7.00
Egg burger $7.00

Chick'n McCheese N/A
- A delicious combination of crispy coated chicken, lettuce, cheese, ketchup and mayonnaise.
Chicken 'n' Mayo N/A
- Enjoy mouth watering crispy-coated chicken with crunchy, fresh iceberg lettuce and cool delicious mayo, all within a tasty bun.
The Serious Angus® N/A
- It’s time to get serious. With our new chilli chive bun, juicy 100% NZ Angus beef, crispy bacon, red onion, fresh tomato, lettuce and cheese, not much will be able to distract you from The Serious Angus.
Hamburger N/A
- The original. 100% beef patty, topped with onion, pickle and zesty ketchup and mustard, all on a soft, fluffy bun.
The Clubhouse Chicken - Grilled N/A
- A tender, grilled chicken patty, crispy bacon, grilled onion, Swiss cheese, tomato, lettuce and Big Mac® sauce in a brioche style bun. Feast your eyes, and your mouth, on the Clubhouse Chicken – Grilled.
The Serious Angus® N/A
- It’s time to get serious. With our new chilli chive bun, juicy 100% NZ Angus beef, crispy bacon, red onion, fresh tomato, lettuce and cheese, not much will be able to distract you from The Serious Angus.
Sausage McMuffin® N/A
- A hot beef sausage patty, topped with a slice of cheese on a toasted English muffin. Simple and satisfying.
The Almighty Angus® 1/2lb N/A
- Crispy bacon, a 1/2 pound of juicy 100% NZ Angus beef, red onion, cheese, and a dash of tomato relish in our new chilli chive bun. If you’re serious about seriously good Angus, you'll want to make time for this burger.

Soup of the Week with Toast $10.00
Double Beef Cheese $6.00
Arena Mince on Toast with Eggs $14.00
Two Filling Omelette with Toast $13.50
Toasties (2 fillings) $4.50
- Ham, Tomato, Cheese, Egg, Onion, Pineapple, Corn, Bacon, Mushroom
Cheese Burger $5.00
Nachos, Mince, Cheese, Avo & Sour Cream $14.00
Chips $4.00

PHAD MED MA MUANG(chicken/prawns), stir fried with chili paste, vegetables, spring onions & cashew nuts $9.50/$11
PHAD PRIK SOD(chicken/prawns), stir fried fresh chilis, green beans and capsicum in light soy sauce $9.50/$11
Gluay Buat Chee, Traditional Thai dessert of bananas boiled in sweet coconut cream sauce $7.50
Flate white, Cappuccino, Long black, Esspresso $3
PHAD KING(chickn/prawns), stir fried with fresh ginger, mushrooms, spring onions and baby corn $9.50/$11
PAD THAI(chicken/prawns), stir fried noodles with chicken or prawns, egg, bean sprouts, spring onions and crushed peanuts $9.50/$11
Thai Pancakes, Crapes filled with bananas slices, served with ice cream and honey $7.50
Latte, Mocha, Hot Choc $3.50

Steak & Cheese $3.20
Hot Chips $2.50
Fish Burger $5.50
Plain Sausage $1.20
Hawaiian Pizza (Slice) $2.50
Bacon & Egg (Heat & Eel) $3.80
Steak & Bacon $3.20
Ham, Chicken Corn beef & Beef $3.60
- Served with Lettuce, Tomato & Grated Carrot

Corned beef hash with potato, kumara, carrot & cabbage served with an egg and hollandaise - Or no meat $14.00 $18.00
Kaizen grill, the big breakfast with bacon, poached eggs, sausages, mushrooms, our smokey baked beans, fried potatoes & toast $22.00
Smokey baked beans on toast $7.00
Pieces of cake like our rhubarb shortcake served with yoghurt or whipped cream $6.60
Creamy garlic mushrooms with toast $17.00
Salad Bowls $9.00
- These change daily depending on seasonal produce and what tickles the cook's fancy
Zalda's sourdough, multigrain rye or purebread young buck gluten free toast with spreads $5.00
Smoked chicken salad with avocado, peach & orange cashew nut dressing $20.00