Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

Nearby Sample Menus

Steak $12.30
Steak Tomato on Rico $12.30
Com & Egg $3.60
Combination $13.30
Onion $0.09
Meat Patte $2.60
Cheese $0.09
Chicken $12.30

VEGETARIAN PLATTER $17.00
- Mixture of vegetable samosa, aloo bonda, paneer tikka, onion bhaji
PALAK PANEER $17.00
- Fresh homemade cottage cheese cooked with onion, tomatoes and spinach gravy
Butter Chicken Served with Rice $13.00
DAL TARKA $10.50
- Split chickpeas cooked in onion gravy
PRANTHA $5.00
- Flakey butter rich wholemeal bread
AMRITSARI FISH $13.50
- Fish fried and cooked in onion and tomato sauce.
LAMB PASANDA $21.00
- Tender boneless pieces of lamb cooked with aromatic spices in mild almond & tomato gravy
TANDOORI PRAWNS CURRY $25.00
- Mixed in spices and grilled in tandoor then cooked in special tomato & capsicum based gravy

Crab Stick $2.50
Doner Kebab N/A
- Euro Style Burger With Greek Yoghurt Dressing
Battered Fish $3.50
Chicken Souvlaki $4.00 Ea
Chicken $9.00
Giant Steak $15.00
Bacon & Egg $8.00
Tarakihi $12.00

Mixed green side salad $6.00
Pieces of cake like our rhubarb shortcake served with yoghurt or whipped cream $6.60
Kaizen grill $22.00
- the big breakfast with bacon poached eggs sausages mushrooms our smokey baked beans fried potatoes & toast
Kransky sausages +dips $7.00
Mince on hot buttered toast $18.00
- with fried egg and chorizo sausage
Black pudding $20.00
- with bacon fried potatoes fried egg & toast
Hot chocolate $3.00
Creamy garlic mushrooms with toast $17.00

-add grade A Canadian maple syrup $3.00
Chicken liver pate w/ beetroot relish & toasted focaccia $16.00
Toasted focaccia w/ confit garlic butter (serves two) $7.00
Peppermill smoked salmon (GF) $6.00
Cheese scone, marmite butter, ham off the bone, two free range poached eggs & hollandaise $19.00
Chicken, streaky bacon, avocado & brie toasted focaccia sandwich w/ hand cut chips & lemon aioli $21.00
Soup of the day w/ toasted Peppermill bread & butter $12.00
·Smashed avocado, lemon zest, thyme, rocket & creamy feta on Peppermill five seed $15.00

Potatoes $0.70
● Chow Mein (Noodles)
-Shrimp / Bacon / Combination $11.00
-Vegetable $9.50
-Vegetable $8.50
Whole Chicken $18.00
-Vegetable $9.00
1/4 Chicken $4.50

- Large $6.50
Supremo Veggie Burger $12.90
- Veggie patty, mixed lettuce, tomato, light mayo & Peri-Peri chutney on a Portuguese roll
Spicy Rice
- Large $6.50
Grilled Haloumi & Veggie Strips $14.90
- A mix of veggies and Haloumi grilled with your choice of Peri-Peri basting, and served with a regular side
- Regular $4.50
Portuguese Veggie Paella $13.90
- Veggie patty with a combination of grilled veggies tossed over our spicy rice
- Regular $4.50

9 Pack $35.00
- 9 Fish, 3 Hotdogs or Sausages & 2 Scoops Chips
Crumbed Fish $3.90
Seafood $4.50
Kumera $4.50
- Per Scoop
Chicken, Curry, Vegie, Steak $2.20
-1/2 Doz $5.10
6 Pack $25.00
- 6 Fish, 2 Hotdogs or Sausages & 2 Scoops Chips
Corn $2.00

Mussle $0.90
Vegetables $8.50
Shrimp $11.30
Roast Pork $10.30
Shrimp $11.30
Jumbo Burger $5.50
pork Bun steamed $2.50
Combination $11.30

Pad Pik Gaeng N/A
- Stir fried red curry paste, green pepper corn, kachai, kaffir lime leaves, bamboo and season vegetable and a touch of coconut milk
Chicken Wing $7.50
- Deep fried chicken wings
Spring Roll $6.50
- Vermicelli shredded shiitake mushroom, celery, cabbage
Tempura Prawn $8.50
- King prawn coated with "panko" breadcrumb
Money Bag $7.50
- Crispy golden pouch wonton, tilled with minced pork, prawns, water chestnuts and vegetables
Oyster Sauce N/A
- Stir fried with vegetables in oyster sauce with onion, mushroom, spring onion, capsicum.
Green Curry see above
- Delightful taste of green curry paste with courgette, bean, broccoli, bamboo, capsicum, kaffir lime leave, basil and coconut milk.
Mix Vegetable N/A
- Stir fried with seasonal vegetablesin mixed Thai sauce.

ANTIPASTO PLATTER $26.00
- SelectIon of small goods, marinated vegetables, a nice way to start the evening. Ask your waiter for today’s choices for 4
Hollandaise sauce $2.00
LAMB SHARWAMA $17.00
- Marinated spicy Iamb strips, served in a pita with garlic mayonnaise and salad
FISH OF THE DAY $16.50
- • CAJUN COATED. Served with our sour cream and chiLh sauce • LEMON AND CAPER. Served with a cream sauce
SAUTEED MUSHROOMS $16.00
- in a creamy garlic and brandy sauce, served with specialty bread
HOMEMADE FISH CAKES $16.00
- Served with a lemon and coriander mayonnaise
SALADS $17.50
- • MEDITERRANEAN served with smoked chicken, olives, sundried tomatoes, gherkins, and feta • TANDOORl served with bacon, brie, and hummus with a peanut sauce • LIME BEEF STRiPS, marinated beef strips with hearty salad
KIWI BAKED BEANS, DELIGHT (Tim's Favourite) $17.00
- Served with bacon, Kransky, chili (optional) baked beans, toast with a poached egg

Bacon hash browns mushrooms eggs and toast $16.00
- 2 bacon, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs, 2 toast, and mushroom
Mixed Chops $23.00
- pork chop and lamb chop and 2 eggs
2 TOAST+ 2 BACON+ 2 EGGS+ 2 SAUSAGES
Fried Mushrooms $4.50
Bacon, Chips, and Egg $8.00
Chocolate Sunday $6.00
Porterhouse steak $20.00
Combo Chicken Nuggets $14.50
- nuggets, 1egg, salad, mayo, and chips

$20 Mates Hunger Buster $20
- Grab a mate and share 2 Big Mac and 2 Cheeseburgers, fries and drinks. This deal is sure to bust your hunger.
Ketchup Sauce N/A
- Get the classic American taste. Thick and rich, our ketchup mixes tomato with vinegar, spiced up with the flavours of celery, clove, onion and cayenne.
Caramel Sundae N/A
- It's a delicious delight. Soft, creamy waves of soft serve made with fresh milk, doused in a sticky, sweet warm caramel sauce.
10pk Chicken McBites & Small Fries Snack Deal N/A
- Get more bang for your buck with this amazing snack bundle! 10 chicken McBites and small fries for just $4! Snack-time - sorted!
Mega Waffle Cone N/A
- Put a twist on our classic soft-serve with a crunchy waffle cone, topped with a delicious helping of hot chocolate fudge sauce and two chocolate Cadbury Flake®. It’s pure pleasure.
Medium Frozen Coke & Medium Fries Snack Deal N/A
- Get more bang for your buck with this fantastic snack bundle! Just $3 will get you a medium Frozen Coke and medium fries! Snack-time - sorted!
Chicken McWrap® Aioli - Crispy N/A
- Introducing the new delicious Chicken & Aioli McWrap®, with crispy 100% NZ chicken, juicy tomatoes, crisp iceberg lettuce drizzled with creamy garlic Aioli all wrapped up in a warmed tortilla and ready to eat on the go.
Chicken McWrap® Aioli - Grilled N/A
- Introducing the new delicious Chicken & Aioli McWrap®, with grilled 100% NZ chicken, juicy tomatoes, crisp iceberg lettuce drizzled with creamy garlic Aioli all wrapped up in a warmed tortilla and ready to eat on the go.

Fillet fish $8.00
Bacon fritter $2.40
Hot dog $2.20
Wedges $5.00
Hot dog on stick $2.30
Bacon
Battered garlic prawn $1.20
Crab stick $1.80

Gourmet Omelette $20.00
- Stuffed with either chorizo, sausage & bacon or grilled veges and served with a mixed green salad & garlic toast
Zalda's bagel toasted with cream cheese, smoked salmon & rocket $15.00
Two fillings $6.00
Big vege brekkie with mushrooms, spinach, fried potato, smokey baked beans, eggs and toast $20.00
Mixed green side salad $6.00
All other extras from $3.00
Potato wedges with sour cream & sweet chilli sauce $9.00
Pieces of cake like our rhubarb shortcake served with yoghurt or whipped cream $6.60