Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Freshly Baked Bread or Moyashi Pickled Bean Sprouts from Tinakori Bistro. Charley Noble Eatery & Bar offers many options including Line Caught Market Fish and Beer Battered Fish & Chips. Aubergine includes a wide range like Freshly Baked Muffuletta Roll or Soup of the day. Green Salad and Herb Roasted Potatoes with Jus from . Everest Cafe offers Jovan's Kitchen and Smooth, creamy and oozy..

Nearby Sample Menus

Satay beef salad $22.00
- sauteed beef fillet ,lettuce,cucumer,carrot,mung beans,coriander & mint leaves,crispy shallots & homemade satay dressing.
Satay beef skewers $15.00
- three skewers house made satay sauce and crispy shallots.
Sundried tomato arancini $15.00
- basil pesto,watercress,shaved parmesan & balsamic glaze.
Funk'n Punk'n $21.00
- thyme roasted pumpkin ,mozzarella,caramelised onion,rocket and feta.
Chilli & Garlic prawns $15.00
- pan fried lemon butter toasted ciabatta & finger salad.
Pizza Calabrese $23.00
- spicy italian salami,bacon, cherry tomatoes,fresh basil,mozzarella & shaved parmesan.
Roasted pork belly $30.00
- crushed herbed potatoes,green beans,baby carrots and red wine jus.
French toast $17.00
- blueberry compote and creme fraiche or banana,bacon and maple syrup.

Toasted muesli $11.00
- with cranberry & almond served with rhubarb & yoghurt
Mega fluffy $3.00
Shoestring fries with tomato sauce $8.00
Baby hotcakes with maple syrup $7.00
Baby hotcake + maple $7.00
Nachos $17.00
- with our beany mix melted cheese guacamole and sour cream
Beef burger & fried $20.00
- beef pattie, greens, tomato, cheese, onion, egg, mayo & tomato sauce on a sesame bun
Eggs in spinach nest $18.00
- with cream parmesan cheese and toast

- Regular $4.50
Classic Veggie Burger $9.90
- Veggie patty with iceberg lettuce, tomato & our light mayo in a soft seeded bun
Chicken Liver Salad $15.50
- Grilled Chicken livers served on a fresh garden salad
Chicken Mediterranean Salad $15.50
- Flame Grilled Peri-Peri Chicken breast strips, feta, capsicum, olives, cucumber, red onion, cherry tomatoes, carrot & mixed lettuce
Potato Salad
1/4 Chicken $8.90
- Small fraction, big reaction
- Large $6.50
Seriously Large Peri-Peri Chips $9.50

Egg Burger $6.50
Palia $5.90
- 100% homemade
Meat Pattie $3.20
Squid Ring $0.80
Cheese Burger $6.50
Served with 120gr meat pattie, onions, lettuce, & sauces on a sesame seed bun.
Donuts $1.50
Crumbed Fish $3.90

Spring Roll $1.00
Plain $8.00
Chicken
Bacon & Mushroom $4.00
Chicken and Veges $9.50
Squid Ring $0.80
Combination $9.50
Scallops $16.00

BHUNA (CHICKEN/LAMB) $15.50/$16.50
- Boneless pieces cooked in ginger, garlic, spices, onion and tomato gravy.
Chicken Lollipops (6 pieces) $9.90
- Chicken wings marinated overnight and deep fried, served with garlic sauce
Jeera Rice $3.50
- Basmati rice cooked with cumin seeds
Lamb Seek Kebab (5 pieces) $9.99
- Minced lamb marinated with garlic, yogurt, and spices and cooked in tandoor, served with mint sauce
Chicken Pulao $9.90
- Basmati rice cooked with tender boneless chicken, peas, onion, and spices
Prawn Biryani $17.50
- Basmati rice cooked with prawn, nuts, and spices on a slow fire
Prawn Madras $18.50
- Prawn cooked in south Indian style with cream, curry, and coconut powder
Chilli Chicken (Dry Gravy)>>Chicken deep fried and sauteed with garlic, spring onion, capsicum and soy sauce

Mushrooms $5.00
FILLET OF SALMON $30.00
- Thinly sliced and seared In a herb, lemon and cracked black pepper crust with hollandaise sauce
Homemade hashbrowns $4.00
VENISON RAGOUT $33.50
- Tender New Zealand venison oven-roasted In a rich demi-glaze sauce with a subtle flavor of juniper berry and served In a pastry case
Eggs $4.00
ANTIPASTO PLATTER $26.00
- SelectIon of small goods, marinated vegetables, a nice way to start the evening. Ask your waiter for today’s choices for 4
OMLETE (GF) $18.00
- Choose 3 filLings from spinach, mushrooms, ham, feta, onion, Kransky, tomato or cheese
HARLEQUIN PARCEL $28.00
- Kumara croquette wrapped In red capsicum, silverbeet and file pastry. Presented with a pumpkin and coconut coulis >>

Paua fritter (100%) $6.90
Mussel fritter $3.50
Nasi gorengcombination/ chicken/ pork $9.80
Paua fritter $3.50
Squid ring $0.80
Steak & egg $6.00
Seasoned wedges $4.00
Spring roll $2.20

Hawaiian burger $7.50
Ham burger $6.00
Chicken burger $1.50
Cheese burger $7.00
Egg burger $7.00
Fish burger $5.50

Bacon Eggs, Chips, Tomato, Sausage, & Toast $15.00
Salad $6.00
Toast $1.00
Chips $4.00
-1 filling $3.60
●Fillings
- Ham / Egg / Corn / Mushrooms / Tomato / Pineapple / Cheese & Onion
Spaghetti / Baked Beans / Chips $2.50
-2 fillings $4.60

CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER
- A new addition to the chicken family; delicious crispy chicken patty, with crunchy lettuce and mayo in a sesame seed bun.
HASHBITES
- These tiny, golden pieces of crunchy potato are just waiting to be eaten. These guys add a bit of bite (and crunch) to your breakfast.
MORNING KICK-START
- The breakfast that’s perfect if you’re on the go and need a quick fix. One Bacon and Egg Muffin, one Cheeseburger, and one small Hash Bites will kick-start your morning the delicious way. Plus, add any regular hot drink for just $1.50
BUFFALO CHICKEN FRIES
- The latest edition to the Chicken Fries family has arrived.....Buffalo Chicken Fries! Fries made of real chicken, with a crispy coating and Buffalo spice and Buffalo attitude. Only available for a limited time so you'll better hurry.
TENDERCRISP® CHICKEN SALAD
- We're burger people but that doesn't mean we can't do salads. Crisp, fresh vegetables with sliced crispy TENDERCRISP® and a zingy dressing. Salad is not served as shown.
CHICKEN FRIES
- BK’s Chicken Fries are made with New Zealand chicken, with a light, seasoned crispy coating. Chicken Fries are shaped like fries and are perfect for dipping in any of our delicious dipping sauces. Choose from Heinz Seriously Good Peri Peri Mayo or Aioli, BBQ and Sweet & Sour
CHICKEN BACON MEATY
- The Chicken Bacon Meaty Burger: 2 crispy chicken patties, 6 rashers of bacon, 2 slices of cheese, and BBQ sauce. Oh, and we added some onion too. It’s part of the Meatatarian Range, available for a limited time.
CHOCOLATE SUNDAE WITH OREO COOKIES
- Cool, creamy, and velvety Soft Serve topped with chocolate sauce, and sprinkled with Oreo Cookies. Our sundae with Oreo Cookies is only here for a limited time at participating restaurants

French Toast $0.80
Sausage, Egg, Tomato, Toast $6.50
Chicken
Fish
Panini $4.00
Bacon, Eggs & 2 Toast $6.50
Combo (Sandwich or Filled Roll, Pie, 600ml btl) $9.00
Hawaiian

Meat Combo $12.50
- Any Meat Curry
Combo 1
- Vege Curry, Rice & Plain Naan
Butter Chicken / Chicken Korma / Rogan Josh / Lamb Vindaloo $9.00
-For Garlic Naan $0.50
Dhal Makhani / Mix Vegge Curry $9.00
-With Garlic Naan $12.00
Chicken Tikka / Masala / Chicken Sag / Lamb Korma $9.00
Combo 2 $12.50
- Meat Curry, Rice & Plain Naan

GOONG YANG(hot plate), BBQ tiger prawns served with salad & delicious Namihong sauce $8.50
TORD MUN PLA, deep fried Thai fish cakes served with cucumber & sweet chili sauce $8
PHRA RAM LONG SONG(mix vegetables), stir fried vegetables and light oyster sauce topped with peanut sauce $9.50
PHAD KING(chickn/prawns), stir fried with fresh ginger, mushrooms, spring onions and baby corn $9.50/$11
KAO PHAD(chciken/prawns), a popular Thai green curry, coconut milk with egg-plants & bamboo shoots $9.50/$11
GANG PANANG(chicken/prawns), tiger prawns cooked in red curry and coconut milk with lychees egg-plants $9.50/$11
Thai Pancakes, Crapes filled with bananas slices, served with ice cream and honey $7.50
Deep Fried Bananas, Bananas deep-fried in a batter served with ice cream and honey $7.50