Two Tears Sportz Bar and Cafe in Porirua City Menu -

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Nearby Sample Menus

Dinner for 4 $28.00
- 4 battered fish, 4 hotdog, 2 crab stick, 2 scoop chips, 1 x 1.5l coco cola range
Extreme Party pack $48.00
- 6 x battered fish, 6 x hotdogs, 6 x potato fritters, 3 x scoops of chips, 1 x1.5l coca-cola range
Potatoto fritter $1.00
Prawn tail crumbed 0.90c
Lasagne square $2.60
Pacific oyster $1.90
Fillet of the day $7.90
12 Piece Pack, 12 battered fish, 3 scoops chips $45.00

Chicken Nuggets and Chips $10.00
- Served with salad and tomato sauce
Scallops $18.00
- Pan seared. Served on a salad bed with bacon, prawn twisters, dressed with a chilli and lime vinaigrette
Soup of the Day $9.00
Mexican $21.00
- Spicy ground beef, jalapeño peppers, red onion, capsicum and spicy corn chips finished with sour cream
Happy Hour $5.00
- 4-6PM Daily. Handles & Wine
E= Entree / M= Mains / V= Vegetarian / G = Gluten Free
BBQ Pork Ribs $24.00
- Fall off the bone braised ribs, coated in our tangy sauce, served with fries and our chefs salad
Summer Stir-fry Veg / Creamy Spinach / Creamy Mushrooms $5.00

Lamb Vindaloo $13.00
- A Goan preparation in which meat pieces are cooked in hot vindaloo paste
Onion Salad $3.50
Vegetable Korma $13.00
- Mixed seasonal vegetables cooked in creamy cashew nut gravy
Lamb Hyderabad $13.00
- Lamb pieces cooked in South Indian style with potatoes and coconut cream
Malai Kofta $13.00
- Deep fried cottage cheese, potatoes and spices prepared in cashew nut gravy
Vegetable Pakora $5.50
- Fresh vegetables battered in chickpea flour and then deep fried
Dine-In $13 and Takeaway $12 Lunch Menu Deal Pick any item from the Main menu that will be served with Rice, Naan bread and a glass of Coke/Sprite/Fanta Upgrade your Naan to a Garlic Naan or Butter Naan for an extra $1
Onion Bhaji $5.50
- Onions battered in chickpea flour and spices then fried until crisp

Lasagne Square $2.80
Onion Rings $2.50
Chicken Nuggets $2.50
Bacon N/A
Tarakihi $12.00
Bacon & Egg $8.00
Fish Burger $7.00
Hash Brown $1.50

Reuben sandwich $15.00
- with corned beef swiss cheese sauerkraut & Russian dressing on multigrain
Nachos $17.00
- with our beany mix melted cheese guacamole and sour cream
Corned beef hash $18.00
- with potato kumara carrot & cabbage served with an egg and hollandaise
Shoestring fries with tomato sauce $8.00
Half Kaizen grill, just what it says $13.00
Fried egg + toast $7.00
Zaida's bagel $15.00
- toasted with cream cheese smoked salmon & rocket
Beer battered fish $20.00
- with shoestring fries. mixed green salad & herbed aioli

Mango chutney $3.00
PEPPER (CHICKEN/LAMB) $15.50/$16.50
- A spicy dish cooked with pepper and onions
LAMB MUSHROOM MASALA $16.50
- Chicken cooked in a pickle, onion gravy, and mustard oil
Garlic Cheese Naan $4.50
- Naan stuffed with garlic and cheese and fresh coriander
Lamb/ Beef Biryani $15.50
- Basmati rice cooked with choice of meat pieces, nuts, and spices on slow fire which create tasty flavor
Chicken Naan $4.50
- Naan stuffed with mildly spiced chicken
Garlic Chicken Tikka (5 pieces) $12.99
- Chicken portion marinated with garlic, yogurt and spices and cooked in Tandoor, served with mint sauce
Vegetable Noodles $11.50
- Noodles sauteed with mix fresh vegetables, onion, green chilies, carrots, cabbage and soy sauce

Bacon $1.60
Special $14.00
Fish Burger $4.50
1/4 chicken $4.00
Shrimp $11.30
Fish $10.00
Shrimp $11.30
Roast Pork $10.30

Larbgai (Chicken) N/A
- Chicken minced cooked in fresh Thai herbs with ground roasted rice and lime dressing.
Massaman Curry (Lamb, Beef) see above
- Ancient royal Thai curry with carrot, pumpkin, roast peanut, tamarind sauce, potatoes and coconut milk.
Ginger N/A
- Stir fried fresh ginger, spring onion, onion, celery, black fungus.
Green Curry see above
- Delightful taste of green curry paste with courgette, bean, broccoli, bamboo, capsicum, kaffir lime leave, basil and coconut milk.
Crispy Pork Salad N/A
- Crispy pork mixed with Thai herbs, tomato, carrot, spnng onion, coriander. cucumber.lettuce, celery and lemon juice.
Tempura Prawn $8.50
- King prawn coated with "panko" breadcrumb
Panang Curry see above
- Very popular Thai Paneang curry paste, coconut milk, carrot, courgette, bean, broccoli, cauliflower, capsicum, crush peanut and kaffir lime leaves.
Pad Praram N/A
- Stir fried with seasonal vegetables cover with peanut sauce

Chicken & Mushroom $3.70
Steak, Cheese & Bacon $3.50
Steak & Kidney $3.20
Snack Box $4.70
- 1 piece Chicken & Reg Chips
Chicken & Curry $3.70
Steak $3.00
Drumstick $2.20
Quiches $3.20

Lemon Fish $11.50
12 fish family pack $43.80
- + 3 hot dogs, serves 5-6 people
Chicken nuggets $3.00
- 6 pieces for
Sausage $2.00
Wat Tan Hor $9.50
Combination Soup $12.00
King Prawns (with vegetables) $15.80
Battered Fish $3.00

Mega Waffle Cone N/A
- Put a twist on our classic soft-serve with a crunchy waffle cone, topped with a delicious helping of hot chocolate fudge sauce and two chocolate Cadbury Flake®. It’s pure pleasure.
Salted Caramel Frappé N/A
- A decadent, freshly blended salted caramel explosion topped with irresistible whipped cream and indulgent caramel drizzle.
Apple Pie N/A
- Crisp pastry, lovingly filled with crisp Granny Smith apples picked in New Zealand orchards and served piping hot.
Cheeseburger N/A
- Our legendary cheeseburger is a combo of 100% beef, onions, pickle, ketchup, mustard and cheese, all in a soft burger bun.
Strawberry Jam N/A
- Your toasted bagel has never tasted this good. Slather on some of Craig's® sweet Strawberry Jam, made with real strawberries.
Toasted Bagel with Strawberry Jam N/A
- Lightly toasted bagel available with whipped butter and strawberry jam.
McChicken® N/A
- Made with New Zealand chicken breast sourced from Ingham®, in a seasoned tempura coating. Topped with locally grown crunchy iceberg lettuce and our exceptional McChicken® sauce, between a sesame seed bun. It's difficult to beat a classic.
Georgie Pie: Steak Mince ‘N’ Cheese N/A
- Made to the original recipe using quality New Zealand beef, the classic Steak Mince 'N' Cheese pies are baked fresh in store each day for you to enjoy.

Fish $3.80
Cream Cakes $3.30
Chicken / Ham $4.50
Chicken Burger / Fish Burger $6.50
Hot Dogs $3.00
Spaghetti / Baked Beans / Chips $2.50
Fish, Eggs, Chips & Toast $10.90
Poached Egg $1.30

Eggs on Toast with Hash $10.00
Arena Mince on Toast with Eggs $14.00
1 x Extra Sides $2.00
Soup of the Week with Toast $10.00
EXtra: $1.00 to $2.00
Steak with Creamy Mushroom, Chips & Salad $15.50
Bacon & Egg $6.50
Nachos, Mince, Cheese, Avo & Sour Cream $14.00

Battered Hot Dog $2.50
Egg Burger $6.80
Cookies $2.50
Single Filling (Ham, Egg) $2.50
Hot Chips $2.50
Battered Fish $2.50
Ham, Chicken Corn beef & Beef $3.60
- Served with Lettuce, Tomato & Grated Carrot
Bacon & Egg Burger $6.80