Joes Takeaways in Porirua City Menu

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Joes Takeaways in Porirua City has no menu available, but can choose from many other options such as Spring roll or Large catch pack 1 from Maclean Street Fish Supply. Turkey Red offers many options including Garlic Bread and Hand cut chips and aioli. WFP - Wood Fired Pizza includes a wide range like Supreme or Garlic Pizza Bread. Aglio pan Pizza and Pomodoro pan Pizza from . Piccolo Pizzeria offers The Fringe Bar and Fringe Vege Fries with Aioli.

Nearby Sample Menus

PRAWN ON RICE $11.50
SHRIMP $11.50
FRIED MARS BAR $2.80
COMBINATION $10.40
PINEAPPLE RING $1.50
POTATO FRITTER $0.70
ROAST PORK ON RICE $11.00
EGG $4.10

Vegetarian $9.90
Extra meat $3.00
Crab Stick $1.80
Wonton Noodle Soup $9.90
Bacon $12.50
Shrimp $12.90
Honey Chicken $12.90
Quarter Chicken $5.00

Corned beef hash $18.00
- with potato kumara carrot & cabbage served with an egg and hollandaise
Baby hotcake + maple $7.00
Scones & muffins fresh from the Kaizen oven every morning $4.50
Mega fluffy $3.00
Eggs $10.00
- with toast poached fried or scrambled
Mince on hot buttered toast $18.00
- with fried egg and chorizo sausage
Toasted muesli $11.00
- with cranberry & almond served with rhubarb & yoghurt
Diluted fruit juice $3.00

Antipasto w/ ham off the bone, pepperoni, chicken liver pate, brie, feta, aged cheddar, pickled onion, gherkin, olives, almonds, homemade bread & relish $29.00
hollandaise (GF) $3.00
extra hand cut chips (GF) $4.00
Sichuan pepper crumbed calamari w/ sweet chilli jam $8.00
Soup of the day w/ toasted Peppermill bread & butter $12.00
Rack of lamb w/ parsnip & carrot puree, beetroot, fried sage, goats cheese (GF) $32.00
·Smashed avocado, lemon zest, thyme, rocket & creamy feta on Peppermill five seed $15.00
·Bruschetta

Chicken Biryani $15.00
- Basmati rice cooked with Chicken pieces, nuts, and spices on slow fire which creates tasty flavor
Peshawari Naan $4.50
- Naan bread stuffed with chopped dried fruits and nuts
Fresh Garden Salad $4.50
- Assorted fresh vegetables chopped and served with lemon dressing
Dessert
- Strawberry kulfi
Ice cream (chocolate, vanilla) $6.00
DHANSAK (CHICKEN/LAMB) $15.50/$16.50
- Choice of boneless meat with lentils and spices
GOAT ROGAN JOSH (Regular/ Large) $17.00/$23.00
- Goat with bone cooked with rich onion and tomato gravy with spices
Paneer Pakora (7 pieces) $8.99
- Indian cottage cheese dipped in spiced chickpea flour and deep fried

Chocolate Bomb (GF) $16
- with mixed berry compote, whipped cream and brandy custard.
Vegetarian Golabki (*GF *V Vodka Match-Wyborowa) $29
- Risotto and vegetables in cabbage leaves. Served with dill mash and tomato consommé. Topped with sour cream.
-Potato Latkes-Savoury Potato Pancakes Smothered In Mushroom Sauce. Served With Kielbasa Sausage. $17
Soup Of The Day Or Garlic Bread $10
Cheeseboard $18
- Chefs selection of fine cheeses served with plum chutney
Side Salad (*GF *V ) $12
- Garden Mix salad with goats feta tossed in our house basil/honey dressing. Topped with pumpkin and sunflower seeds.
-Serves 2 $22
Ice Cream (GF DF Options Are Available) $16
- Homemade selection served with poached pear and whipped cream (Contains alcohol)

Won Ton & roast pork $7.50
1/2 chicken $8.00
Chicken $10.30
Meat Pattie $1.40
Orange beef with rice $11.90
Shrimp $11.30
Mussel Fritter 100% $3.90
vegetarian Burger $3.00

Duck Curry see above
- Roasted marinated duck in red curry paste with pineapple, tomatoes, cauliflower, carrot, capsicum, courgette, kaffir lime leaves, in coconut milk.
Cashew Nut N/A
- Stir fried with cashew nut, onion, sweet chilli paste with celery, carrot, courgette, broccoli, cauliflower, capsicum, spring onion and mushroom
Krapaow (Basil) N/A
- Stir fried with basil leaves, onion, bean, krapaow chilli paste, capsicum
Crispy Pork Salad N/A
- Crispy pork mixed with Thai herbs, tomato, carrot, spnng onion, coriander. cucumber.lettuce, celery and lemon juice.
Thai Fish Cake $7.50
- Thai fish cake with mind curry paste and Thai herbs
Sweet & Sour N/A
- Stir fried pineapple, cucumber, onion, carrot. broccoli, cauliflower, spring onion, tomatoes in sweet and sour sauce.
Larbgai (Chicken) N/A
- Chicken minced cooked in fresh Thai herbs with ground roasted rice and lime dressing.
King Prawn Or Scallop $18.50

Egg burger $7.00
Ham burger $6.00
Fish burger $5.50
Cheese burger $7.00
Chicken burger $1.50
Hawaiian burger $7.50

LAMB CURRY + RICE
Banana Split $6.00
Steak Sizzling $25.00
- sirloin steak served with vegetables on a sizzling hot plate
Bacon $2.00
Pineapple $1.00
Bowl of Fried Rice beef $9.00
Mixed Grill-scotch filet $25.00
- one prime-cut steak bacon and sausages
Shrimp Fried Rice $16.00

Quarter Pounder® N/A
- Take a whole quarter pound* 100% beef patty provided by beef farmers from the King Country and Canterbury. That’s the beef sorted. Complete the tasty picture with cheese, onions and tangy pickle. Bet your mouth is watering right now.
Mega Waffle Cone N/A
- Put a twist on our classic soft-serve with a crunchy waffle cone, topped with a delicious helping of hot chocolate fudge sauce and two chocolate Cadbury Flake®. It’s pure pleasure.
Bacon & Cheese Sauce Loaded Fries N/A
- Enjoy our legendary super-tasty fries loaded up with tasty cheese and bacon. These toppings really bring your fries to life.
Chicken McNuggets® Hunger Buster N/A
- Everyone knows that Chicken McNuggets are a Cheeseburger’s best friend. Recent research indicates the two get along famously with medium fries and a medium soft drink.
Toasted Bagel with Strawberry Jam N/A
- Lightly toasted bagel available with whipped butter and strawberry jam.
Gum Drop McFlurry® N/A
- A kiwi favourite! For a delicious mouthful of gum drop pieces and bubblegum topping both blended into creamy soft serve, try the new Gum Drop McFlurry®.
The Clubhouse Chicken - Grilled N/A
- A tender, grilled chicken patty, crispy bacon, grilled onion, Swiss cheese, tomato, lettuce and Big Mac® sauce in a brioche style bun. Feast your eyes, and your mouth, on the Clubhouse Chicken – Grilled.
Chicken McWrap® Caesar - Grilled N/A
- Introducing the new delicious Chicken Caesar McWrap®, with grilled 100% NZ chicken, tasty bacon pieces, shaved parmesan and crisp iceberg lettuce drizzled with creamy Caesar sauce all wrapped up in a warmed tortilla and ready to eat on the go.

Mint & Cucumber Yoghurt $1.50
Customise
- See the extras menu below and add a little something
Go Fish $8.40
- One piece of crumbed fish
Add
Sriracha Chili $1.00
Bacon $2.50
Bird On Fire L $12.90 / S $11.40
- Fresh grilled chicken tenderloins w/ sriracha chili sauce, tangy coriander & lime mayo, salad & relish

CHICKEN BACON MEATY
- The Chicken Bacon Meaty Burger: 2 crispy chicken patties, 6 rashers of bacon, 2 slices of cheese, and BBQ sauce. Oh, and we added some onion too. It’s part of the Meatatarian Range, available for a limited time.
BEEF BIG FEED
- Enjoy a classic Whopper with regular fries, a regular soft drink, three chicken nuggets and a sundae all for only $12 – what a deal! Available for a limited time at participating restaurants
WHOPPER
- Our world famous WHOPPER® features our flame-grilled beef topped with juicy tomatoes, fresh cut lettuce, creamy mayonnaise, crunchy pickles, and sliced white onions on a soft sesame seed bun. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal.
BUFFALO CHICKEN FRIES
- The latest edition to the Chicken Fries family has arrived.....Buffalo Chicken Fries! Fries made of real chicken, with a crispy coating and Buffalo spice and Buffalo attitude. Only available for a limited time so you'll better hurry.
TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER
- Three delicious, signature flame-grilled beef patties topped three slices of melted cheese, crinkle cut pickles, yellow mustard, and ketchup on a toasted sesame seed bun. Add a regular fries and regular soft drink to make it a value meal.
NEW YORK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE
- A juicy 1/3 pound of flame grilled 100% Angus beef with two slices of cheese, 6 rashes of bacon, red onions, premium lettuce, freshly sliced tomato, pickles, all topped with creamy mayo, BBQ sauce and mustard sauce in our delicious corn dusted bun.
BBQ RODEO
- A flame-grilled beef patty topped with a simple layer of melted cheese, crispy golden onion rings, and smoky, smoky BBQ sauce. All on a toasted sesame seed bun.
BIG BK BREKKIE
- We called it that for a reason: with fresh scrambled eggs, two sausages, an English Muffin with soft melted butter, small Hash Bites and any regular hot drink; it’s a mouthful all right.

Jelly & ice cream $5
POH PIA PHAK (Vegetarian spring rolls), deep fried mixed vegetables, vermicelli rolled in rice pastry and served with sweet chili sauce $6.50
Cheesecake, Sliced of cheesecake, served with ice cream and fresh fruit $7.50
PHAD MED MA MUANG(chicken/prawns), stir fried with chili paste, vegetables, spring onions & cashew nuts $9.50/$11
KHA NOM PANG NA GOONG, deep fried minced prawns with Thai herbs on toast $7
PHAD GRA PROW(chicken), stir fried with fresh chili, green beans, basil leaves and broccoli $9.50
PHAD PRIK SOD(chicken/prawns), stir fried fresh chilis, green beans and capsicum in light soy sauce $9.50/$11
GANG GRA REE(chicken/prawns), Thai thick red curry and coconut milk with green beans, crushed peanuts and basil leaves $9.50/$11

Ham, Chicken Corn beef & Beef $3.60
- Served with Lettuce, Tomato & Grated Carrot
Battered Hot Dog $2.50
Bread Cases $1.50
Steak & Bacon $3.20
Stuffed Sausage $2.50
Chicken Burger $5.80
Mince & Cheese $2.90
Meal in One (Cookietime) $5.00