A world famous Indian delicacy, also known as buttered chicken, a mouth watering mild creamy dish with a special blend of crushed spices, tomato and cream.
Sheep in a Coma $9.90
Originating in the foothills of Mughlai, wherever that is? This creamy nutty mild curry melts in your mouth and is nearly impossible to eat with your eyes open.
Cow Sitontheloo $9.90
We had to throw a hot one in there. Spicy beef curry seasoned with vinegar. Make sure you have your big person pants on before you order this one. Served with a frozen toilet roll as an optional extra.
Saggy Green Cheese $9.90
Mother always said to eat your greens. Well here is one dish that you wont have to give to the dog when she's not looking. Also called Saag Paneer, this Indian stable will make your spuds boil.
Bogan Josh $9.90
I changed the name from Rogan Josh because Rogan means fat and Josh means passionc and didn't think selling ''Fat Passion' would work. Now the name is an oxymoron but holly cumin seeds it tastes good and ironically is one of the recipes with lower fat.
Mental Pal $9.90
Everyone has a mental pal so why shouldn't we? Our signature lentil dish is great on its own or served with other currys. Mildly spiced and for an extra treat have it with karmic nan.
Karmic Nan $2.50
You would have to have a screw loose to not soak up your curry with naan bread. We don't do anything plain so we only serve garlic... Try our karmic nan to increase your karma deposits.
Homemade sweet pastry, layered with caramel, banana, sweet coffee cream and chocolate.
Gerhard Burger $25.00
NZ grass-fed Wagyu beef pattie, onion jam, swiss cheese, free-range egg, tomato, red onion, lettuce and aioli in an artisan sourdough bun. Served with straight-cut chips...the Ferrari of burgers, perfect with a Steinlager.
Jack Daniel's Chocolate Fudge Pudding $12.00
A rich, self-saucing chocolate fudge pudding, laced with Jack Daniel's. Served with chocolate sauce, whipped cream and vanilla bean ice cream.
Drinks
First fizzy drink, juice or glass of milk (excludes all bottled products). FREE!
Stand by your Lamb $36.00
Slow-roasted lamb shoulder, served with spring onion and feta mash, sauteed seasonal greens, roasted cherry tomatoes and a mint jus.
Apache Fish medium $27 / classic $32
Fresh fillets of fish dusted in seasoned flour, egg-washed, then pan-fried in a lemon and herb butter, finished with a classic tartare sauce. Served with straight-cut chips and a fresh green salad.
Steak sauce options
Longhorn Cheesecake $12.00
Our legendary Kahlua and Moro Bar cheesecake. Served with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.