Nothing silences the stomach grumbles like a bowl of pasta. Ask the staff what Mental Mike came up with for today’s pasta. Whatever it is, I’ll be hot, scrummy, and it’ll come with garlic toasted ciabatta bread >>
BEEF BURGER $19.00
This towering monstrosity of a burger is a jaw-dropper – 100% beef patty, thick-cut cheddar, streaky bacon, fried egg, tomato relish, stacked up on lettuce, salad goodies, tomato, house pickles, aioli. Served in a gourmet toasted garlic bun with fries, Tommy, and a crisp onion ring
THE F.A.T. 250 $28.00
This feed is not for the faint of heart: 250g of Prime NZ porterhouse steak served with garlic herb potatoes, pan fried broccoli (and whatever vegetables fall off the truck), finished with jus, streaky bacon, and tangy, onion jam. Or your classic Steak, Eggs & Chips etc!
CAJUN FISH & PRAWN SALAD $22.00
This salad has been with us from the start—for good reason: Pan fried Cajun-dusted fish and battered chilli prawns resting on a bed of salad goodies, avocado salsa, baby spinach, mung beans, cucumber, tomato, mandarins, crisp tortilla noodles, drizzled with our awesome Italian dressing and finished with aioli & mango coriander chutney
CLASSIC CHICKEN PARM $20.00
The locals would riot if we took this off the menu. Butterflied breast of chicken, coated in our super-crispy secret coating, smothered in our house made tomato relish, topped with cheese and baked until ooey-gooey. Served with steak fries, and a crisp garden side salad
BIG F.A.T. BELLY $27.00
marinated, slow roasted pork belly, served up with creamy mash, potato, roast pumpkin, butter-sautéed market veg, and finished with cider jus and mango peach chutney,
CHICKEN WRAP $18.50
Our wraps are legend here at the FAT, and with good reason, lettuce and salad goodies, avocado salsa, house-cured BBQ pickles, aioli and sweet chilli, wrapped up in a crisp, cheesytortilla with crisp crumbled strips of chicken, And because we love you, we’ll add fries, Tommy, and sour cream on the side >>
HAM & MUSHROOM CHICKEN SNITZEL $23.00
Herb crusted breast of chicken, smothered in a ham, mushroom, and basil pesto infused cream cheese, topped with mozzarella & baked until bubbly. Served over chunky garlic herb potato, sautéed broccoli, and whatever else we pulled out of Jeff’s garden this morning
fluffy mash, steamed broccoli and cheese, crispy and golden with a sweet chilli dip
KIDS CHICKEN FINGERS $13.50
southern coated chicken fingers with fries and gravy
SUNDAY
free ice cream sundae with every smoke house main
Porkies Revenge $32.90
2 x 2009 loin chops, marinated and long slow cooked for four hours in cider, molasses, and smoked paprika. Finished in apple syrup, served with fluffy mash. seasonal green veggies and a red wine jus.
Lunch Fish+Chips $12.90
line caught fish fillets in a crisp batter, served with crisp chips and real homemade mushy peas
Chef Paul's pork n leek bangers $22.90
exclusive and hand-made in house and served on buttered mash with caramelised onion gravy
Smoked bacon and chicken poppers $13.90
fresh and smoked in house make this dish legendary
Steamed in bamboo basket topped with tamari soy sauce and flaky Marlborough natural sea salt
Tarantula Roll $20.00
Deep fried soft shell crab, flying fish roe, avocado, cucumber, snow pea shoots and bonito flakes served with mayonnaise and teriyaki sauce.
Shabu-Shabu $59.50 per person
Minimum of two guests required with 24 hours advance pre-order:Shabu-Shabu is a Japanese hot pot meal in which you are presented with a selection of finely sliced beef and vegetables that you cook yourself hot Dashi broth. All Shabu-Shabu set menus are served with chef ’s appetiser of the day, your choice of a sushi or tempura entrée, miso soup, steamed rice, pickles and finished with green tea ice cream and fruit. >>
Rainbow Roll $17.50
An inside-out roll with salmon, tuna, prawn, white fish, avocado, cucumber and Tobiko (Flying fish roe).
Tataki $19.50/$21.50
Choose between fillet of beef or venison. Lightly seared and cooled down, served with ginger soy sauce and Japanese Karashi mustard.
Vegetarian $ 45.00
Seafood $ 49.00
Pork Tonkatsu $36.00
Panko crumbed pork served with Japanese BBQ sauce and fresh salad.
An assortment of battered fish bites, crumbed prawns, crumbed scallops, salt and pepper calamari and poached mussels. Served with fries, tartare and seafood sauce.
$20.50 whole serve
Check out our favourite and specials in the cafe
BALMY OPEN STEAK SANDWICH (GF & DF available) $17.00
served on toasted focaccia bread with lettuce, aioli, marinated steak, caramelised onions, sauteed mushroom and a fried egg. Served with fries and tomato sauce.
PRAWN CURRY (GF & DF available) $17.00
Prawn, tamarind and coconut curry served with jasmine rice and balmy made roti.
BAGELS $6.50
EGGS BENEDICT/MONTREAL (GF available) $16.00
Poached eggs with your choice of grilled bacon or smoked salmon, served on toasted ciabatta topped with hollandaise sauce. Served with a hashbrown and grilled tomato.
LAMBS FRY (GF) $16.00
Sliced lambs fry and bacon served on roasted garlic mash potato with a mushroom gravy.