This one is named after the guy who came up with most of these burgers. Its got a Beef Pattie, Salad, Aioli and Velvet Relish.
Hottie $9.90
This is our hot one! It has a Beef Pattie, Salad, Grilled Mango with Chilli Mayonnaise, Velvet Relish and as much chilli Sauce as your tastebuds can handle.
Big Brown $13.90
This one goes down quite nicely with a can of double brown (available on request.) Two Beef Patties with Double Cheese, Salad, Aioli and Velvet Relish.
Big Bro $14.90
I guess if we had a Kiwi Burger this would be it, Its good times. Beef Pattie, Salad, Bacon, Egg, Portobello Mushroom, Beetroot, Cheese with Aioli, and Velvet Relish.
Goneburger $16.00
If you can eat this one someone will definitely give you a high five Goes down great with a cold beer. Beef Pattie, Crumbed Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon with Aioli and Velvet Relish.
Everybody wants her but she keeps it classy just like your mum back in the day - Grilled Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Avocado and Cheese with Aioli and Velvet Relish.
Babe $14.50
Looks good on paper and tastes even better- a great combination of Crumbed Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Pineapple and Cheese with Aioli and Velvet Relish.
Big Bird $14.90
This one used to be made from Moa which was a big bird, but we ran out of them a few years back, so its been replaced with good Grilled Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon, Brie Cheese with Aioli and your choice of Apricot or Cranberry sauce.
Goneburger $16.00
If you can eat this one someone will definitely give you a high five Goes down great with a cold beer. Beef Pattie, Crumbed Chicken Breast, Salad, Bacon with Aioli and Velvet Relish.
It has Venison, Salad, Grilled Pineapple, with Chilli Mayonnaise and Velvet Relish. You definitely want to try this one with a bit of extra bacon.
The Stag $13.90
It definitely won’t make you more attractive but it’ll make you feel great. Venison, Salad, Portobello Mushroom, Blue Cheese, with Aioli and Plum Chutney.
All that is good about this country can be found in the Homegrown. Lamb, Salad, a choice of Beetroot & Horopito Chutney or a Minty Yoghurt Sauce, Aioli & Velvet Relish.
We believe this is the most versatile vege burger in town. It’s a kumara & coriander pattie, salad, beetroot, a minty yoghurt sauce, Aioli and Velvet Relish. Also available with a mushroom or falafel pattie.
Curries come to you at a mild spiciness. By making it milder you are also making it less flavoursome. If you want it hotter, please let your wait staff know.
Ginger Stir Fry (*) (V) $15.00
Fresh ginger root fried in the wok with fresh vegetables. Chicken, Beef, Pork or Vegetables & Tofu
* = can be made gluten free
Guri Puffs (4) $6.50
Sweet potatoes and vegetables wrapped in fluffy pastry served with dipping sauces.
Standard vegetarian meals may contain fish sauce, oyster sauce or egg.
Spring Rolls (4) $6.50
Tasty sautéed vegetables and meat mixed with vermicelli noodles, rolled in pastry then deep fried, served with dipping sauces.
Massaman Curry (GF) (V) $15.00
A mild curry cooked in coconut cream, potatoes, ginger and peanuts. Chicken, Beef, Pork or Vegetables & Tofu
Fresh shrimps bound in a seafood sauce served on lettuce with lemon
Pavlova (GF) $7.00
Traditional kiwi favourite, served with cream & ice cream
Homemade cheesecake $7.50
Please see the blackboard for today's flavour
Crumbed beef schnitzel $17.00
Beef schnitzel topped with gravy or mushroom sauce. Served with chips & salad
-Large $20.00
Blue cod (GF)
Battered blue cod fillets with tartare sauce and lemon. Served with chips & salad
Warm chicken & bacon salad (GF) (V)
Pan fried chicken and bacon served on a fresh green salad with cheese, grapes, croutons and a garlic aioli Can also be served without the chicken & bacon.
Slow-roasted pork, shredded and marinated in a rich sauce. Served with creamy slaw and zesty apple relish
Creamy mushrooms $4.O0
Cajun Fish Tacos $20.50
Pan-seared freshly marinated cajun fish, served on soft shell tacos with shredded lettuce, slaw and pico de gallo — chunky salsa. Topped with avocado and Coriander sauce
Seafood Chowder $19.50
An award winning Ironic speciality - Creamy seafood veloute full of smoked fish, fresh fish, clams, mussels, prawns and vegetables. Served with toasted bread
Ironic Beans $19.50
Ironic’s own baked beans with baby spinach, hash brown, poached egg and tomato chilli tam (GF)(V)
Pumpkin Smash $21.50
Smashed pumpkin & kale, served on house-made rye toast with a poached egg. walnut dukkah, creamy feta, rocket pesto and balsamic reduction (OR)(V)
Buttermilk Pancakes FtufIy pancakes served with $18.50
Rich winter style pot casserole with tender beef braised in Tui Dark and fresh herbs, topped with a crisp pastry lid & toasted ciabatta
Garlic Bread $9.00
Fresh baked Tui loaf with garlic butter
Cheesy Garlic Flatbread $10.00
Freshly baked flat bread with garlic & mozzarella
Nachos $15.00
Your choice of beef or vegetarian nachos, with crisp corn chips, grilled cheese, fresh salsa, and sour cream
Blue Cod $20.00
Beer battered Blue Cod fillets served with fresh salad, chunky steak fries, tartare sauce & lemon
Open Sandwiches $18.00
Your choice of either Char-grilled Sirloin Steak, Cajun Chicken breast, or BLT. All served on toasted focaccia with lettuce, tomato, beer battered onion rings, BBQ sauce, aioli, and a side of chunky steak fries.
Chicken Salad $16.00
The Kensington's cajun chicken with croutons, bacon, and Caesar dressing over crisp seasonal salad
Roast of the Day $10.00
Today's roast meat with a selection of roast vegetables, baby peas, mash potato, and gravy
Toasted muesli, natural yogurt, and fruit compote Fruit compote options:. boysenberry, blackberry and apple/peach, mango and passion fruit rhubarb and red berry
Eggs Benedict $13.50
Free range poached eggs. English muffin, hot smoked salmon or havoc double smoked ham with hollandaise sauce
Bacon and egg breakfast $15.00
Free range havoc bacon, free range eggs (poached, scrambled or fried) and toasted Vogel's
Pancakes $12.50
Buttermilk pancake stack served with fruit compote, maple syrup, cream or yogurt Fruit compote Options: • boysenberry, blackberry, and apple • peach. mango and passion fruit • rhubarb and red berry
Pancake breakfast $5.00
Pancake and Maple Syrup
Egg breakfast $5.00
Poached egg on toast
Toast Breakfast $3.00
Marmite toast soldier
Bagel Breakfast served with either fruit jam and cream cheese, or cold smoked salmon and cream cheese
Plain, served with your choice of up to 3 of the following: bacon; grilled or fresh banana, berries; tee-cream; cream; yoghurt, maple syrup; chocolate sauce
Eggs As You Like $9.00
Free Range eggs served on toasted homemade bread, poached, scrambled, or fried
-Bacon $15.50
Eggs Benedict
Poached free range eggs served on toasted homemade bread with hollandaise sauce. Gluten free bread available