toasted macadamia, cashew nuts, rolled oats, almonds and coconut with natural yoghurt and freshly grated apple
PORRIDGE (V) $10.80
with chopped nuts, fruit and brown sugar.
FRUIT CRUMBLE (V) $10.80
warm rhubarb, apple, plum, crispy oats and coconut with natural yoghurt or cream
PIKELETS (VO) $8.80
lemon and vanilla sugar
PIKELETS (VO) $9.80
raspberry jam and real whipped cream
PIKELETS (VO) $13.80
streaky bacon, maple syrup and banana
GORGEOUS GEORGE (GF) (VO) $15.80
joe’s hash topped with streaky bacon, two grilled free range eggs and hollandaise.
GORGEOUS GEORGE (GF) (VO) $17.00
substitute streaky bacon for cold smoked salmon(add spinach + 2.00)
EGGS (GFO) (VO) $12.00
two free range eggs, toast and hollandaise
EGGS (GFO) (VO) $16.80
two free range eggs, toast and hollandaise + add streaky bacon or mushroom or spinach.
EGGS (GFO) (VO) $17.80
two free range eggs, toast and hollandaise + add cold smoked salmon
JOSE BURRITO(VO) $16.80
streaky bacon, a free range egg, spinach, baked beans, caramelised onions rolled in a flour tortilla, served with joe’s hash
THE LOCAL( GFO) (VO) $22.80
streaky bacon, two free range eggs, toast, tomato, mushrooms and joe’s hash with spicy bratwurst or Kransky sausages.(vegetarian option includes spinach and baked beans)
SWEETIE $11.80
streaky bacon and a free range egg in a warmed joe’s roll.
TUSKA $12.80
streaky bacon in a warmed joe's roll add avocado (seasonal).
JOKER $14.80
spicy bratwurst sausage, streaky bacon and a free range egg in a warmed joe’s roll.
M1(v ) $11.80
mushrooms, a free range egg and rocket in a warmed joe’s roll.
BRAT $12.80
spicy bratwurst sausage with caramelised onions and melted cheese on a warmed joe’s roll.
CLEVER TREVOR(GFO) $17.80
savoury mince served on ciabatta with a free range egg.
TEDDY BEST(GFO) $14.80
free range chicken breast, caramelised onions, tomato and rocket with seeded mustard aioli on toasted ciabatta.
AUTOBAHN $18.80
crumbed beef schnitzel with lemon wedges, gravy and chips.
JOE'S CAESAR $17.00
streaky bacon, shaved parmesan, garlic croutons, cos lettuce and a soft free range egg with joe’s caesar dressing (anchovies optional).
JOE'S CAESAR $22.80
streaky bacon, shaved parmesan, garlic croutons, cos lettuce and a soft free range egg with joe’s caesar dressing with free range chicken.
EASY TIGER SALAD (GF) $21.80
free range chicken rubbed in harissa spices with rocket, masculine, orange, red onion, cherry tomatoes and minted yoghurt
ORIENTAL JOE $21.80
tender slices of beef fillet marinated in soy, chilli and garlic with salad greens, fresh herbs, cucumber, red onion, cherry tomatoes and a sweet chilli, lime and ginger dressing topped with crispy noodles.
ROAST VEGE SALAD (GF) (V) $18.80
roasted vegetable medley with rocket, cashews, feta and aioli.
ROAST VEGE SALAD (GF)(V ) $18.80
roasted vegetable medley with rocket, cashews, feta and aioli.
BEEF BURGER (GFO) $17.80
beef pattie, streaky bacon, swiss cheese, caramelised onions, lettuce and aioli with chips.
CHICKEN BURGER( GFO) $19.80
free range chicken breast, streaky bacon, swiss cheese, caramelised onions, tomato, lettuce and aioli with chips.
VEGE BURGER (GFO)( V) $17.80
house made kumara, pea and lentil patty, with green tomato relish, lettuce, onion, tomato and aioli with chips.
BREAKFAST AND LUNCH SIDES
Small Chips $4.80
Large Chips $9.50
Plain or Garlic Bread Roll $4.00
Baked Beans $3.20
Cold Smoked Salmon $6.00
Joe's Green Salad $4.80
Spinach $4.80
Joe's Hash $ 4.00
Grilled Tomatoes $4.00
Mushrooms $4.80
Streaky Bacon $4.80
Bratwurst $3.50
Kransky $3.50
Avocado (seasonal) $2.30
KIDS MENU
KIDS MUESLI (V) $6.80
toasted macadamia, cashew nuts, rolled oats, almonds and coconut with natural yoghurt and freshly grated apple.
KIDS PORRIDGE( V) $6.80
with chopped nuts, fruit and brown sugar
PIKELETS( VO) $ 6.80
lemon and vanilla sugar.
PIKELETS( VO)raspberry jam and real whipped cream . $6.80
PIKELETS( VO)streaky bacon, maple syrup and banana. $9.80
EGG ON TOASTED (GFO)( V) $4.80
a free range egg on toast.
BANGERS AND BEANS $6.80
Kransky sausages and baked beans on toast.
BACON AND EGG (GFO) $7.80
bacon and a free range egg on toast.
JOE'S CHIPS AND GRAVY(GFO ) $4.80
joe’s chips and a jug of gravy or tomato sauce on the side
KRANSKY AND CHIPS(GF )Kransky sausages with chips and tomato sauce $9.80
KIDS SCHNITZ $12.80
crumbed beef with chips and tomato sauce.
KIDS BEEF BURGER(GFO) $12.80
beef pattie and lettuce with chips and tomato sauce.
KIDS CHICKEN BURGER(GFO) $13.80
free range chicken breast and lettuce with chips and tomato sauce
KIDS MENU SWEETS
MAGIC CARPET $5.50
vanilla bean ice cream and wafers with chocolate sauce
This feed is not for the faint of heart: 250g of Prime NZ porterhouse steak served with garlic herb potatoes, pan fried broccoli (and whatever vegetables fall off the truck), finished with jus, streaky bacon, and tangy, onion jam. Or your classic Steak, Eggs & Chips etc!
BEER BATTERED FISH & CHIPS $18.00
Michelle likes everything to be perfect, and that is never more apparent than with her beer batter: Back to basics I say Fish, chips, salad, aioli, tomato sauce and lemon(WITH BLUE COD $27)
BEEF BURGER $19.00
This towering monstrosity of a burger is a jaw-dropper – 100% beef patty, thick-cut cheddar, streaky bacon, fried egg, tomato relish, stacked up on lettuce, salad goodies, tomato, house pickles, aioli. Served in a gourmet toasted garlic bun with fries, Tommy, and a crisp onion ring
HAM & MUSHROOM CHICKEN SNITZEL $23.00
Herb crusted breast of chicken, smothered in a ham, mushroom, and basil pesto infused cream cheese, topped with mozzarella & baked until bubbly. Served over chunky garlic herb potato, sautéed broccoli, and whatever else we pulled out of Jeff’s garden this morning
CLASSIC CHICKEN PARM $20.00
The locals would riot if we took this off the menu. Butterflied breast of chicken, coated in our super-crispy secret coating, smothered in our house made tomato relish, topped with cheese and baked until ooey-gooey. Served with steak fries, and a crisp garden side salad
RIBS, WEDGES, & RINGS $24.50
Mate, our ribs have been rocking out the door since we took over this crazy place. Try them and see why: A stack of slow-braised, fall-off-the-bone pork ribs drenched in our secret sauce, with seasoned wedges, a tower of beer battered onion rings, and sour cream. Oh, and a finger bowl ’cause you’ll need it!
PASTA O’ THE DAY $19.00
Nothing silences the stomach grumbles like a bowl of pasta. Ask the staff what Mental Mike came up with for today’s pasta. Whatever it is, I’ll be hot, scrummy, and it’ll come with garlic toasted ciabatta bread >>
CHICKEN WRAP $18.50
Our wraps are legend here at the FAT, and with good reason, lettuce and salad goodies, avocado salsa, house-cured BBQ pickles, aioli and sweet chilli, wrapped up in a crisp, cheesytortilla with crisp crumbled strips of chicken, And because we love you, we’ll add fries, Tommy, and sour cream on the side >>
Tossed in lemon pepper and served with aioli and tomato sauce (V)(GF*) Bowl / Half Portion
Cheese Board $22.00
Selection of three cheeses with quince jelly, maple glazed walnuts and crackers GF available
Toasted Tortilla Wraps $14.00
Free range pulled chicken, red onion, cabbage, coriander and chipotle aioli/ Slow cooked wild venison, fresh beetroot, parmesan and redcurrant aioli/ Vegetarian wrap with spiced beans, coriander and smoked cheese