toasted macadamia, cashew nuts, rolled oats, almonds and coconut with natural yoghurt and freshly grated apple
PORRIDGE (V) $10.80
with chopped nuts, fruit and brown sugar.
FRUIT CRUMBLE (V) $10.80
warm rhubarb, apple, plum, crispy oats and coconut with natural yoghurt or cream
PIKELETS (VO) $8.80
lemon and vanilla sugar
PIKELETS (VO) $9.80
raspberry jam and real whipped cream
PIKELETS (VO) $13.80
streaky bacon, maple syrup and banana
GORGEOUS GEORGE (GF) (VO) $15.80
joe’s hash topped with streaky bacon, two grilled free range eggs and hollandaise.
GORGEOUS GEORGE (GF) (VO) $17.00
substitute streaky bacon for cold smoked salmon(add spinach + 2.00)
EGGS (GFO) (VO) $12.00
two free range eggs, toast and hollandaise
EGGS (GFO) (VO) $16.80
two free range eggs, toast and hollandaise + add streaky bacon or mushroom or spinach.
EGGS (GFO) (VO) $17.80
two free range eggs, toast and hollandaise + add cold smoked salmon
JOSE BURRITO(VO) $16.80
streaky bacon, a free range egg, spinach, baked beans, caramelised onions rolled in a flour tortilla, served with joe’s hash
THE LOCAL( GFO) (VO) $22.80
streaky bacon, two free range eggs, toast, tomato, mushrooms and joe’s hash with spicy bratwurst or Kransky sausages.(vegetarian option includes spinach and baked beans)
SWEETIE $11.80
streaky bacon and a free range egg in a warmed joe’s roll.
TUSKA $12.80
streaky bacon in a warmed joe's roll add avocado (seasonal).
JOKER $14.80
spicy bratwurst sausage, streaky bacon and a free range egg in a warmed joe’s roll.
M1(v ) $11.80
mushrooms, a free range egg and rocket in a warmed joe’s roll.
BRAT $12.80
spicy bratwurst sausage with caramelised onions and melted cheese on a warmed joe’s roll.
CLEVER TREVOR(GFO) $17.80
savoury mince served on ciabatta with a free range egg.
TEDDY BEST(GFO) $14.80
free range chicken breast, caramelised onions, tomato and rocket with seeded mustard aioli on toasted ciabatta.
AUTOBAHN $18.80
crumbed beef schnitzel with lemon wedges, gravy and chips.
JOE'S CAESAR $17.00
streaky bacon, shaved parmesan, garlic croutons, cos lettuce and a soft free range egg with joe’s caesar dressing (anchovies optional).
JOE'S CAESAR $22.80
streaky bacon, shaved parmesan, garlic croutons, cos lettuce and a soft free range egg with joe’s caesar dressing with free range chicken.
EASY TIGER SALAD (GF) $21.80
free range chicken rubbed in harissa spices with rocket, masculine, orange, red onion, cherry tomatoes and minted yoghurt
ORIENTAL JOE $21.80
tender slices of beef fillet marinated in soy, chilli and garlic with salad greens, fresh herbs, cucumber, red onion, cherry tomatoes and a sweet chilli, lime and ginger dressing topped with crispy noodles.
ROAST VEGE SALAD (GF) (V) $18.80
roasted vegetable medley with rocket, cashews, feta and aioli.
ROAST VEGE SALAD (GF)(V ) $18.80
roasted vegetable medley with rocket, cashews, feta and aioli.
BEEF BURGER (GFO) $17.80
beef pattie, streaky bacon, swiss cheese, caramelised onions, lettuce and aioli with chips.
CHICKEN BURGER( GFO) $19.80
free range chicken breast, streaky bacon, swiss cheese, caramelised onions, tomato, lettuce and aioli with chips.
VEGE BURGER (GFO)( V) $17.80
house made kumara, pea and lentil patty, with green tomato relish, lettuce, onion, tomato and aioli with chips.
BREAKFAST AND LUNCH SIDES
Small Chips $4.80
Large Chips $9.50
Plain or Garlic Bread Roll $4.00
Baked Beans $3.20
Cold Smoked Salmon $6.00
Joe's Green Salad $4.80
Spinach $4.80
Joe's Hash $ 4.00
Grilled Tomatoes $4.00
Mushrooms $4.80
Streaky Bacon $4.80
Bratwurst $3.50
Kransky $3.50
Avocado (seasonal) $2.30
KIDS MENU
KIDS MUESLI (V) $6.80
toasted macadamia, cashew nuts, rolled oats, almonds and coconut with natural yoghurt and freshly grated apple.
KIDS PORRIDGE( V) $6.80
with chopped nuts, fruit and brown sugar
PIKELETS( VO) $ 6.80
lemon and vanilla sugar.
PIKELETS( VO)raspberry jam and real whipped cream . $6.80
PIKELETS( VO)streaky bacon, maple syrup and banana. $9.80
EGG ON TOASTED (GFO)( V) $4.80
a free range egg on toast.
BANGERS AND BEANS $6.80
Kransky sausages and baked beans on toast.
BACON AND EGG (GFO) $7.80
bacon and a free range egg on toast.
JOE'S CHIPS AND GRAVY(GFO ) $4.80
joe’s chips and a jug of gravy or tomato sauce on the side
KRANSKY AND CHIPS(GF )Kransky sausages with chips and tomato sauce $9.80
KIDS SCHNITZ $12.80
crumbed beef with chips and tomato sauce.
KIDS BEEF BURGER(GFO) $12.80
beef pattie and lettuce with chips and tomato sauce.
KIDS CHICKEN BURGER(GFO) $13.80
free range chicken breast and lettuce with chips and tomato sauce
KIDS MENU SWEETS
MAGIC CARPET $5.50
vanilla bean ice cream and wafers with chocolate sauce
marinated, slow roasted pork belly, served up with creamy mash, potato, roast pumpkin, butter-sautéed market veg, and finished with cider jus and mango peach chutney,
BANGERS & MASH $16.50
Old man Winter is here, and that means it’s time for two beautiful sausages, creamy mashed potato, plenty of cider gravy, crisp peas, a slice of garlic toasted ciabatta, and a grilled BBQ tomato
BEER BATTERED FISH & CHIPS $18.00
Michelle likes everything to be perfect, and that is never more apparent than with her beer batter: Back to basics I say Fish, chips, salad, aioli, tomato sauce and lemon(WITH BLUE COD $27)
PASTA O’ THE DAY $19.00
Nothing silences the stomach grumbles like a bowl of pasta. Ask the staff what Mental Mike came up with for today’s pasta. Whatever it is, I’ll be hot, scrummy, and it’ll come with garlic toasted ciabatta bread >>
BAKED PARMESAN BLUE COD $28.00
This is a twist on one of Mike’s mother’s recipes: Blue cod fillets smothered in a creamy parmesan and spring onion spread, baked until bubbly and golden, served with roasted garlic herb potatoes, pan fried market vegetables, and finished with slivers of red pepper
CHICKEN WRAP $18.50
Our wraps are legend here at the FAT, and with good reason, lettuce and salad goodies, avocado salsa, house-cured BBQ pickles, aioli and sweet chilli, wrapped up in a crisp, cheesytortilla with crisp crumbled strips of chicken, And because we love you, we’ll add fries, Tommy, and sour cream on the side >>
HAM & MUSHROOM CHICKEN SNITZEL $23.00
Herb crusted breast of chicken, smothered in a ham, mushroom, and basil pesto infused cream cheese, topped with mozzarella & baked until bubbly. Served over chunky garlic herb potato, sautéed broccoli, and whatever else we pulled out of Jeff’s garden this morning
RIBS, WEDGES, & RINGS $24.50
Mate, our ribs have been rocking out the door since we took over this crazy place. Try them and see why: A stack of slow-braised, fall-off-the-bone pork ribs drenched in our secret sauce, with seasoned wedges, a tower of beer battered onion rings, and sour cream. Oh, and a finger bowl ’cause you’ll need it!
A breakfast favourite - two poached free range eggs on toasted English muffins with fresh baby spinach, hollandaise sauce & your choice smoked salmon
Classic Caesar Salad $16.00
Cos lettuce served with crispy bacon, shaved parmesan cheese, poached egg, croutons and an anchovy garnish. Add: seared smoked chicken $2/smoked salmon $3
Toasted Bagel $6.50
Lightly toasted bagel with cream cheese & jam
Kids Basket $8.50
Chicken chippies, fish bites & fries with good Ol’ kiwi tomato sauce