Best Ugly in Wellington Menu

BAGEL SANDWICHES / SPREADS BAGEL SANDWICHES / SPREADS
  • All served on a toasted Sesame bagel.
  • Butter up $4.00
    • Toasted bagel with a lick of butter
  • Schmearz $5.00
    • Zany Zeus organic cream cheese
  • Jam $5.00
    • Raspberry jam & a lick of butter
  • Peanut butter $5.00
    • Crunchy & a lick of butter
  • Koko $5.00
    • House chocolate hazelnut spread
  • Marmite $5.00
    • Lightly spread with a lick of butter
  • Clover $6.00
    • Marsh’s Central Otago honey with a lick of butter
  • P.B.J $6.00
    • Peanut butter & raspberry jam
  • J.C $6.00
    • Raspberry jam & cream cheese
EXTRAS EXTRAS
  • Free range bacon / house pastrami / cold smoked salmon $5.00
  • Cream cheese / mcclures pickles / swiss / house habanero mustard $2.00
VEGE BAGELS VEGE BAGELS
  • Swiss melt $6.00
    • Grilled Swiss cheese
  • - marmite $7.00
  • White rabbit $9.00
    • Zany Zeus cream cheese, tomato, basil,lemon fennel olive oil
  • Triple m with truffle salt $12.00
    • Creamy button and portobello mushrooms with garlic, rosemary, thyme,grilled tasty cheddar and truffle salt
  • Bananarama $8.00
    • Fair trade banana, maple mascarpone, chocolate fudge sauce, chopped peanuts
CLASSICS CLASSICS
  • Yodi $12.00
    • Pastrami, habanero mustard, grilled swiss,topped with a pickle
  • Breakfast bagel $14.00
    • Free range bacon and herbed egg smash(free range) with Rocket sauce
  • Tuna melt $12.00
    • Tuna, mayo,jalapenos, lemon zest with grilled tasty cheddar
  • Chickaboom $12.00
    • Free range chicken, mayo, yoghurt, curry powder, spring onions, rocket sauce, toasted almonds
  • King salmon $14.00
    • Stewart Island Salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill, lemon juice

Nearby Sample Menus

  • Cajun Calamari $14.00
    • Lightly coated in Cajun spices, served with aioli & lemon
  • Bould Butter Chicken Curry $21.00
    • An 1841 favourite! Served with rice & roti
  • Westpark Wings $15.00
    • Half a dozen buffalo wings, served with house made blue cheese sauce
  • F.O.D P.O.A
    • The Team will gladly inform you of today’s creation
  • Ben's Banoffee Tart $10.00
  • Roast Vegetable Salad $19.00
    • Roasted pumpkin, kumara, potato & onion, tossed with fresh salad greens, pine nuts, feta & a balsamic reduction. Served in a crispy tortilla basket
  • Apple & Blueberry Pie $10.00
  • Nachos $15.00
    • Either beef or vegetarian, served with melted cheese, jalapenos, sweet chilli sauce & sour cream
  • THE FAT BIRD $23.90
    • 200g beef patty, streaky bacon, black pudding, braised red cabbage, red wine onions, cheddar & one fat Bird special sauce
  • EGGS ON TOAST YOUR WAY $7.90
    • add streaky bacon $4.00, black pudding $4.00, sausage $4.00, roast tomato $2.00, beans or mushrooms $3.00
  • MUSHROOM & VEGETABLE PIE $20.90
    • puff pastry lid mash or fat bird chips
  • SPICY FAT BIRD CHIPS $8.90
    • melted cheddar & one fat bird hot sauce
  • FRENCH TOAST $14.90
    • grilled banana & maple syrup
  • 250g SIRLOIN STEAK SURF & TURF $28.90
    • garlic prawns fat bird chips & garlic butter or peppercorn sauce
  • ONE FAT BRAKIE $18.90
    • eggs streaky bacon, sausage, black pudding, roast tomato, mushrooms, beans & toast
  • DOUBLE HERB CRUMBED BEEF SCHNITZEL $20.90
    • red wine gravy seasonal vegetables & fat bird chips or mash
  • Sweet Chinese Style Pancake $12.00
  • Steamed Salmon Head with Hot Fresh Chilli / Deep Fried Salmon Head with Thai Chilli Sauce $28.00
  • Hot & Sour Soup with Seafood S $8 / M $36 / L $50
  • Hot and Spicy Cucumber / Hot and Spicy Black Fungus / Hot and Spicy Tofu / Hot and Spicy Shredded Potato $8.00
  • Roast Chicken with Jellyfish $28.00
  • Sweet & Sour Pork with Pineapple / Sliced Pork with Vegetables / Pork in Hot Pepper Sauce $18.80
  • Double Boiled Pork with Cordyceps Flower $168.00
  • Chicken Sweet Corn Soup with Crabmeat S $8 / M $36 / L $50
  • Fully loaded (gfa) $22
    • our housmade beef sirloin burguer patty, chargrilled to medium, and topped with melted cheddar, caramelized onions, beetroot relish, middle bacon, a fried egg, salad green, sliced tomato & house aioli.
  • -Singo $14
  • Chiclito
    • seared chicken breast & sun dried tomatoes, tope with fresh rocket, shaved parmesan, & basil pesto.
  • -1 Metre $47
  • -Coppia 25(gf) $20
  • -1 Metre $47
  • Spinaci (v)
    • sun dried tomatoes, sliced olives & jalapenos, toped with baby spinach and crumbled feta.
  • -1 Metre $47
  • Pancakes, Whipped Cream & Stewed Fruit $16
  • Potato Gratin $8
  • Trio of House $12
  • Kransky Sausage with House $9
  • Beer Battered Fish 'n' Chips', House-Made Tartare & Slaw $16
  • Vegetable Pasta, Portobello Mushroom, Aubergine, Napoli Sauce $25
  • Duck Liver Pate, Pickles & Rye Bread $14
  • The Whole Hop: Eggs Your Way + All The Extras $20
  • Bombay Mix and Mixed Nuts $4.00
  • Microwave Tortellini $10.00
    • Sundried Tomato and Bacon Creamy Pumpkin and Roast Garlic Creamy Mushroom and Bacon
  • Small $2.80
  • Pepperoni Pizza $22.00
    • Italian Tomato Sauce. Mozzarella. Pepperoni, and Fresh Basil
  • Fries
  • 5pm till late
  • Antipasto Platter $28.00
    • A selection of Italian delicacies including Proscuitto, Salami. Manuka Smoked Ham, Pepperoni. Cheeses. Marinated Vegetables. Olives. Anchovies. Prawns, and Bread
  • Hand Cut Wedges $8.00
    • With Aioli
  • Waffle Dog $2.70
  • Sweet & Sour Pork $11.00
    • On Noodles or Steamed Rice
  • Crumbed Prawn $1.20
  • Works Burger $7.00
    • Patties, bacon, cheese ,egg & Pineapple
  • Curry Roll (Homemade) $2.50
  • Gourmet Chicken Burger $8.00
    • Chicken Fillet, bacon and double cheese
  • Small Vegetable Spring Rolls (1/2 dozen) $3.00
  • Sweet & Sour Chicken $11.00
    • On Noodles or Steamed Rice
  • Bastella $20.90
    • Traditional Moroccan pie filled with chicken and almonds, dusted with icing suger and cinnamon, served with warmed chickpea salad.
  • Lamb Tagine $21.50
    • Succulent slow-cooked lamb with fresh seasonal vegetables, served with rice.
  • Zaalouk $9.90
    • Eggplant and tomato relish with Moroccan spices, served with fresh bread.
  • Harrira $9.90
    • Healthy vegetarian tomato-based soup, with chickpeas and lentils, served with fresh bread.
  • Lahem Bel Barkouk $24.50
    • Sweet and spicy lamb tagine with prunes, dates, almonds and honey, served on couscous.
  • Sauce on the Side $2.50
    • Tomato sauce, sour cream, harissa (hot sauce), plain yoghurt.
  • Marrakech Fish Tagine $21.50
    • Premium fish perfectly balanced with olives, lemon, capsicum, carrots, potatoes and our special charmola sauce, served with rice.
  • Maftoul $20.90
    • Hand-rolled Morocca 'cigars' of beef mince in hot crispy pastry with raisins, rice and almonds, served with warmed chickpea salad and harissa.
  • Pulled Pork Quesadilla $14.50
  • Fries w Aioli $7
  • Eggs Benedict w Salmon $19.50
  • On Toast $13.50
    • Balsamic Mushrooms
  • Burger w Fries $16.50
  • B.L.T. & Tomato Relish $12
  • Extras $4
    • Bacon, Mushroom, Spinach, Tomato, Rosti, Hallumi, Kransky
  • Chicken Burger & Apricot Chutney $12
  • Haloumi Salad $16.00
  • Bacon & Egg Sandwich $14.00
  • Omelette (gf) $16.00
    • served with a side salad. 3 options of your choice: Onion, Cheese, Ham, Tomato, Mushroom, Capsicum, Beef.
  • B.L.T sandwich $14.00
    • Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato
  • Toastie $7.00
    • 3 options of your choice: Cheese, Ham, Tomato, Onion, Pineapple
  • Eggs Benedict $16.00
    • Poached eggs, bacon & hollandaise on toast
  • Big Breakfast $19.00
    • Bacon, kranski, tomato, mushroom & potato with your choice of eggs
  • Eggs Florentine $16.00
    • Poached eggs, spinach, salmon & hollandaise on toast
  • Full Rack $36.00
  • Pulled Pork Donuts $14.00
    • Green apple puree, spiced jelly, mustard
  • 3 Scoop Ice Cream Sundae $10.00
  • Triple $20.00
    • You know the routine.
  • Onion Rings with BBQ Sauce $8.00
  • The Hawaii five-O $2.50
    • add bacon, cheese, pineapple ring
  • Creamy Mac 'n' cheese $8.00
  • Add bacon $6.00
  • Fish Dinner $17.90
    • Battered Fried Fish served with Bucket of Seasoned Chips, Salad and Rich Tartare Sauce
  • Mexican Wedges $15.90
    • Potato wedges served with chopped Bacon, Melted Cheese, Sour Cream and Plum Sauce
  • Skipping Lunch (Big Breakfast) $19.00
    • Cage-free eggs cooked your way, Bacon, Kransky Sausages, Hash Brown, Garlic, Mushrooms, Grilled Tomato served with Multigrain Toast and Rocket Fuel Sauce
  • Bacon & Egg $11.90
    • Bacon and Cage-free eggs cooked your way on Multigrain Toast
  • Toasted Muesli $10.90
    • Muesli with dried Fruits and Nuts, served with Fresh Banana, Milk & Yoghurt
  • Gourmet Club Sandwiches $15.90
    • Chicken and Bacon, Melted Cheese, Lettuce, Carrot, Cucumber, Tomato, Beetroot and Cranberry Sauce served with Seasoned Fries
  • Pasta $16.90
    • Freshly cooked Pasta with Creamy Sauce. Choose from Chicken and Mushrooms OR Bacon and Mushrooms
  • Omelette $15.90
    • Omelette with Multigrain Toast, Choose 3 Fillings from Ham, Bacon, Chicken, Cheese, Mushroom, Onion, Spinach or Tomato
  • Lamb donor salad $8.50
  • Falafel
  • -Large $8.00
  • -Mini $7.00
  • Falafel rice $7.00
  • Falafel burger $5.00
  • -Mini $10.00
  • Chicken
  • Potato fritter $0.80
  • venison with Cumin $22.00
  • Chicken with pineapple and cashew nut $13.00
  • Battered mushroom $1.00
  • Combination chowmein $12.00
  • Deep fried Squid $15.50
  • Battered fish $2.50
  • Large Scoop of chip $2.50
  • Portobello Mushroom $25.00
    • Free Range grown in New Zealand
  • Mushroom & Pine Nut Linguini $21.00
    • In a creamy pesto sauce
  • Salt & Pepper Squid $16.00
    • w Asian Slaw & Spicy Aioli
  • Pork Loin T Bone Chop 300g $29.00
    • This little piggy came from the market
  • Today's Soup $10.00
    • Server to advise what Chef chose today w Toasted Pandoro Bread
  • Seared Scallops & Chorizo $27.00
    • On Apple Fennel Remoulde w Sherry Reduction
  • Today's Catch $29.00
    • Server to advise what the Sea provided
  • Fried Eggs $4.00
Best Ugly

Best Ugly

location

Address

5 Swan Lane, Te Aro, Wellington City

phone

Phone

+64 4-803 3563

clock

Opened hours

Monday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Tuesday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Wednesday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Thursday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Friday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Saturday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Sunday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
price range

Price

$10 - $20

type

Type

None

service level

Service

None

cuisine

Cuisine

American , Cafe Food , Deli , Fast Food , Vegan , Vegetarian

features

Features

Wheelchair accessible ,  Breakfast ,  Takeout ,  Quick Bites ,  Seating ,  Child-friendly

Location
5 Swan Lane, Te Aro, Wellington City