Best Ugly in Wellington Menu

BAGEL SANDWICHES / SPREADS BAGEL SANDWICHES / SPREADS
  • All served on a toasted Sesame bagel.
  • Butter up $4.00
    • Toasted bagel with a lick of butter
  • Schmearz $5.00
    • Zany Zeus organic cream cheese
  • Jam $5.00
    • Raspberry jam & a lick of butter
  • Peanut butter $5.00
    • Crunchy & a lick of butter
  • Koko $5.00
    • House chocolate hazelnut spread
  • Marmite $5.00
    • Lightly spread with a lick of butter
  • Clover $6.00
    • Marsh’s Central Otago honey with a lick of butter
  • P.B.J $6.00
    • Peanut butter & raspberry jam
  • J.C $6.00
    • Raspberry jam & cream cheese
EXTRAS EXTRAS
  • Free range bacon / house pastrami / cold smoked salmon $5.00
  • Cream cheese / mcclures pickles / swiss / house habanero mustard $2.00
VEGE BAGELS VEGE BAGELS
  • Swiss melt $6.00
    • Grilled Swiss cheese
  • - marmite $7.00
  • White rabbit $9.00
    • Zany Zeus cream cheese, tomato, basil,lemon fennel olive oil
  • Triple m with truffle salt $12.00
    • Creamy button and portobello mushrooms with garlic, rosemary, thyme,grilled tasty cheddar and truffle salt
  • Bananarama $8.00
    • Fair trade banana, maple mascarpone, chocolate fudge sauce, chopped peanuts
CLASSICS CLASSICS
  • Yodi $12.00
    • Pastrami, habanero mustard, grilled swiss,topped with a pickle
  • Breakfast bagel $14.00
    • Free range bacon and herbed egg smash(free range) with Rocket sauce
  • Tuna melt $12.00
    • Tuna, mayo,jalapenos, lemon zest with grilled tasty cheddar
  • Chickaboom $12.00
    • Free range chicken, mayo, yoghurt, curry powder, spring onions, rocket sauce, toasted almonds
  • King salmon $14.00
    • Stewart Island Salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill, lemon juice

Nearby Sample Menus

  • Peppered Newyork style sirloin in a creamy cracked black pepper sauce served with potato $33.00
  • Apple $4.50
  • Short Black $3.60
  • Buffalo wings marinated and roasted in sticky BBQ sauce $13.00
  • Grilled Mushroom stack with Potobello mushroom, eggplant, capsicum and spinach, served with tomato salsa $14.00
  • Lean beef burger served with beetroot, bacon, melted cheese, mixed salad greens and a fried egg served with hand cut chips and aioli $22.00
  • Chilli and garlic king tiger prawns pan fried in chilli, garlic and lime sauce $18.50
  • Tomato $4.50
  • - OB Burger $15.00
    • Homemade trio meat patty (beef, lamb & venison) with bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle and crunchy fried onion, mustard & jalapeno sauce served in a milk bun
  • Beef Stroganoff $14.50
    • Tender strips of beef, mushrooms & onion served in a rich creamy sauce on steamed rice
  • Grilled Halloumi Salad $17.00
    • Grilled organic Zany Zeus Halloumi salad with cherry tomatoes, croutons, roasted capsicum & walnuts in a lemon olive oil dressing
  • Fish & Chips $18.50
    • Fresh fish fillets in a Himalayan salt & Monteith’s Radler beer batter served with tart apple slaw, fries with caper & lemon mayo
  • House salad $5.50
  • Caribbean Chicken Skewers $14.00
    • Tender chicken thigh marinated in fresh herbs & spices then roasted served with coconut rice & a mango pineapple salsa. All drizzled in piri piri sauce
  • Succulent Lamb Rump $22.00
    • Served on sauteed baby potatoes, summer beans & jus
  • Riverboat Fishcakes $16.00
    • Homemade fishcakes served with garden salad & a lime & chilli mayo
  • Combination- Chicken Steak, Pork $12.80
  • Sausage $2.90
  • Vegetable $11.50
  • Paua fritter-Genuine $6.90
  • Chicken Breast Fillet $4.50
  • Chicken & Cashew nuts $13.50
  • 8 Corn Nuggets $3.90
  • Chicken Nuggets $0.90
  • Mexican PIe $4.90
  • Steak & Kidney Pie $5.10
  • Thai Chicken Pie $5.10
  • Vegetable Pie $4.90
  • Steak & Creamy Mushroom Pie $5.10
  • Potato Top Pie $4.90
  • Bacon & Egg Pie $4.90
  • Steak & Cheese Pie $5.10
  • 26 Peking Dumpling $8.50
  • Small $4.50
  • 60 Tero Tero Bean Curd $15.00
  • 17 Pickles $5.00
  • 4 Soy Sauce Chicken Leg $7.50
  • 18 Cucumber Salad $6.50
  • (Egg noodle or rice noodle or young chun noodle or rice vermicelli)
  • 10 Duck Wing & Feet $7.00
  • Lemon meringue pie $3.90
  • Hot dog $3.70
  • Muesli slice $3.90
  • Ham, lettuce and tomato $4.90
    • with mustard mayonnaise
  • Bowl of fries or kumara chips $5.50
    • served with kawakawa mayonnaise
  • Banana chocolate mousse cake $4.90
  • Pies - each $4.90
    • Mince and cheese, Steak and mushroom, Chicken, Bacon and egg, Vegetable
  • Sushi $9.80
  • Large $4.50
  • Microwave Tortellini $10.00
    • Sundried Tomato and Bacon Creamy Pumpkin and Roast Garlic Creamy Mushroom and Bacon
  • 4pm - 4Am
  • Cheese Burger $5.90
    • 6pk
  • 1Pm till late
  • Bombay Mix and Mixed Nuts $4.00
  • 4Pm till late
  • Hand Cut Wedges $8.00
    • With Aioli
  • Quarter Chicken (Leg) $5.50
  • Veggie Burger $4.00
  • Prawn Garlic Butter (Skewer) $3.50
  • Chocolate Donut $2.50
  • Pork, Beef, or Chicken $4.00
  • Potato Fritter $1.00
  • All Hove Lettuce. Tomato and Onion
  • Supreme Steak Meal $18.00
    • Grilled Steak, Toast, Hash Brown, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, 2 Eggs, Chips & Salad
  • -beef with ginger & spring onion
  • -combination fried rice
  • Stir- fried squid with vegetables in black bean sauce $12.00
  • Combination chow mein $11.50
  • Fried rice with shrimps $11.50
  • Ma pou tofu (hot & spicy) $12.00
  • Chef's special vegetarian $12.00
  • Stir-fried seafood with vegetables $18.00
  • Brooklyn $20.50
    • Blue cheese, onion, rocket, wallnut, pear, honey drizzle, tomato base
  • Petone $10 / $19
    • eggplant, roasted capsicum, olives, onion, parmesan, mozzarella, tomato base
  • Miramar $23.50
    • Prosciutto, sundried tomato, olives, rocket, mozzarella, balsamic glaze, tomato base
  • Wooden spoon ice cream sandwich $6.95
  • Lyall bay $10 / $20
    • Smoked chicken, roasted capsicum, basil, mushroom, mozzarella, tomato base
  • Karori $10 / $17
    • Sundried tomato, mozzarella, fresh basil, extra virgin olive oil, tomato base
  • All day large pizza, GF base $4.50, extra's $4, weekdays lunch time small pizza (limited), extra's $3
  • Courtney place $20.50
    • Chorizo, salami, roasted capsicum, chillies, mozzarella, olives, chilli oil, tomato base
  • Lemon $17
    • Rosemary, Olive Oil, Orange Blossom, Poppyseed
  • Sides $9
    • Freshly Prepared
  • Catch Of The Day MP
    • Calamari, Spaghetti, Speck, Egg Yolk, Parmesan
  • Free-Range Pork $22
    • Black Doris, Daikon, Peanuts, Star Anise
  • Roma Tomato $19
    • Mozzarella, Balsamic Vinegar, Pine Nuts, Basil
  • Butternut $29
    • Black Garlic, Quinoa, Red Onions
  • Jano Tasting Plate For 2 $48
    • Salmon, Free-Range Pork, Roma Tomato
  • Poussin $38
    • Peas, Porcini, Walnuts
  • Rogue Revolutionary Cubano Brick $18
    • Roast Pork - Ham - Colby - Pickles - Dijon Mustard
  • GoodFellas $17
    • Roasted Garlic - Feta - Sun - dried Tomato - Fresh Basil
  • Pablo y Patico $21
    • Grilled w/ Guacamole - Cos - Aioli - Tomato Salsa -Corn - Capsicum - Pickles - Red Onion -
  • Chicken Po Boy $16
    • Crispy Chicken - Slaw - Aioli - Cheese - Rogue Chilli - Tomato
  • Curly Fries Gigantes $17
    • W/ Slow Cooked Beef Brisket, Tasty Cheese, Caramalised Onion, Betroot Relish,
  • Zombie $22
    • Red Onion - Ham - Chorizo - Salami - Rocket Fuel
  • Add A Meat $3
  • Aotearoa $22
    • Bacon- Egg - Beetroot Relish - Cos - Aioli - Pineapple Salsa - Pickles - Red Onion
  • Fish & Chips $18.90
    • Fresh fish lovingly coated in beer batter, homemade tartare, chips & side salad
  • Gluten free burger buns available $2.00
  • Eggs Benedict $15.00
    • English muffins w/ bacon & hollandaise sauce
  • Cajun Chicken $22.90
    • Cajun chicken, capsicum, mushrooms, sundried tomatoes & mozzarella
  • Chicken, Brie & Cranberry $21.90
    • Chicken breast, streaky bacon, brie, cranberry sauce, cos lettuce, red onion & tomato
  • Classic Margherita $18.90
    • Tomato, fresh basil, cracked pepper, extra virgin olive oil & mozzarella
  • Eggs on Toast $8.00
    • Eggs your way!
  • Grilled Steak $21.90
    • Sirloin steak, onion rings, hollandaise, cos lettuce & tomato
  • Salmon & Avocado $1.50
  • Spicy Prawn $1.50
  • Crunchy Roll $1.50
  • Prawn Katsu Rolls $1.00
  • Tuna Salad $1.00
  • Salmon & Crab Meat $1.50
  • Inari $1.50
  • Tuna Nigiri $2.00
  • Quiche Lorraine / Vegetarian Quiche / Pie $3.00
  • Bacon, Avocado & Cream Cheese Bagel / Smoked Salmon, Avocado & Cream Cheese Roll $5.50
  • Ham & Cheese Bun $4.50
  • Cheese, Beetroot & Mango Chutney Sandwich / Ham & Egg Sandwich / Roast Beef & Horseradish Sandwich $3.50
  • Hash Brown / Spicy Spanish Chorizo $1.00
  • Sausage Roll $1.30
  • Homemade Soup
    • Our specialties. Stir fry beef, lamb, satay chicken (Mon-Fri)
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich $4.00
Best Ugly

Best Ugly

location

Address

5 Swan Lane, Te Aro, Wellington City

phone

Phone

+64 4-803 3563

clock

Opened hours

Monday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Tuesday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Wednesday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Thursday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Friday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Saturday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Sunday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
price range

Price

$10 - $20

type

Type

None

service level

Service

None

cuisine

Cuisine

American , Cafe Food , Deli , Fast Food , Vegan , Vegetarian

features

Features

Wheelchair accessible ,  Breakfast ,  Takeout ,  Quick Bites ,  Seating ,  Child-friendly

Location
5 Swan Lane, Te Aro, Wellington City