Best Ugly in Wellington Menu

BAGEL SANDWICHES / SPREADS BAGEL SANDWICHES / SPREADS
  • All served on a toasted Sesame bagel.
  • Butter up $4.00
    • Toasted bagel with a lick of butter
  • Schmearz $5.00
    • Zany Zeus organic cream cheese
  • Jam $5.00
    • Raspberry jam & a lick of butter
  • Peanut butter $5.00
    • Crunchy & a lick of butter
  • Koko $5.00
    • House chocolate hazelnut spread
  • Marmite $5.00
    • Lightly spread with a lick of butter
  • Clover $6.00
    • Marsh’s Central Otago honey with a lick of butter
  • P.B.J $6.00
    • Peanut butter & raspberry jam
  • J.C $6.00
    • Raspberry jam & cream cheese
EXTRAS EXTRAS
  • Free range bacon / house pastrami / cold smoked salmon $5.00
  • Cream cheese / mcclures pickles / swiss / house habanero mustard $2.00
VEGE BAGELS VEGE BAGELS
  • Swiss melt $6.00
    • Grilled Swiss cheese
  • - marmite $7.00
  • White rabbit $9.00
    • Zany Zeus cream cheese, tomato, basil,lemon fennel olive oil
  • Triple m with truffle salt $12.00
    • Creamy button and portobello mushrooms with garlic, rosemary, thyme,grilled tasty cheddar and truffle salt
  • Bananarama $8.00
    • Fair trade banana, maple mascarpone, chocolate fudge sauce, chopped peanuts
CLASSICS CLASSICS
  • Yodi $12.00
    • Pastrami, habanero mustard, grilled swiss,topped with a pickle
  • Breakfast bagel $14.00
    • Free range bacon and herbed egg smash(free range) with Rocket sauce
  • Tuna melt $12.00
    • Tuna, mayo,jalapenos, lemon zest with grilled tasty cheddar
  • Chickaboom $12.00
    • Free range chicken, mayo, yoghurt, curry powder, spring onions, rocket sauce, toasted almonds
  • King salmon $14.00
    • Stewart Island Salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill, lemon juice

Nearby Sample Menus

  • CONCHIGLIA VERDURA $24.50
    • Giant pasta shells stuffed with spinach, ricotta, parmesan, basil and seasoning cooked in bechamel and Mama's homemade tomato sauce topped with fresh basil and parmesan.
  • DOLCE DELLA CASA $9.00
    • Described as sweets from home, Italian Doughnuts stuffed with nutella chocolate the covered in cinnamon and sugar. Serving contain 8-10 doughnuts.
  • MARGHERITA $17.00
    • Italian tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil, parmesan cheese and olive oil.
  • QUATTRO FORMAGGI $25.00
    • White base pizza, mozzarella, provolone, pecorino, gorgonzola, cherry tomato, basil and parmesan.
  • CARBONARA $24.50
    • Penne pasta with bacon, onion and tomato cooked in a cream and cheese sauce.
  • SORRENTO $19.50
    • Italian tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil and parmesan.
  • MARGHERITA BAMBINO $10.00
    • Italian tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil and parmesan.
  • GARLIC BREAD $10.00
    • Fresh wood fired baked pizza bread with garlic, a dash of pepper and olive oil.
  • Scrambled eggs with avocado, chives and tomato on toasted sourdough $18.00
  • Sirloin steak with caper lemon butter, onion rings and hand cut chips $25.00
  • Gremolata crumbed lambs' brains with radicchio, baby capers and tarragon $17.00
  • Twice cooked goats' cheese and gruyere souffle with white truffle oil and chives $17.00
  • Portobello mushrooms on toast, with aged balsamic vinegar and parmesan $14.00
  • Lamb's kidneys with Dijon mustard, wild bacon, cress and radish $16.00
  • Hand Cut Chips with Aioli $6.00
  • Gremolata crumbed lambs' brains with pulled tripe, celeriac, nasturtium and egg $17.00
  • Garden salad $4
  • Lumberjack Breakfast $22
    • eggs, bacon, chorizo, beans, slow roasted tomato, kumara hash, sourdough
  • Fruit Salad $10
    • honey, yoghurt, freeze dried berries, nuts & seeds
  • House Made Crumpets $16
    • lemon curd, strawberries, mascarpone, freeze dried berries
  • Tree lover $14
    • chickpea, broccoli, zucchini patty, relish, aioli, milk bun
  • Hash brown $4
  • Muesli Bowl $12
    • toasted muesli, honey, yoghurt, berry compote, freeze dried berries, nuts, seeds
  • Side of parmesan fries $4
  • M14 $25.00
    • sashimi, Angus beef, fried chicken, teriyaki salmon, chicken fried rice
  • WHITEFISH $3.50
  • YAKI UDON $14.00
    • pan fried noodles with vegetable, teriyaki chicken
  • OZEKI MISO SAUCE SET $15.50
    • a choice of chicken, beef, salmon, fish of the day pan fried with our special miso sauce
  • TEMPURA SEAFOOD $14.50
    • a combination of prawns, scallops, oysters and fish of the day in a light batter with tempura sauce
  • EEL $5.50
  • SCALLOP $4.50
  • FRESH GREED SALAD SMALL $5.50
    • served with 2skewers choice of chicken, prawn, salmon, chicken meat ball
  • Pork Belly with Potato in Oyster Sauce $13.00
  • 4 Fish Pack $15.00
    • 4 Fish & 1 1/2 Chips
  • Wonton Soup (or plus noodle) $11.00
  • Chicken & Vegetables in Black Bean Sauce $12.00
  • Tom Yum Soup (Chicken or Seafood) $11.00
  • Corn Fritter $2.40
  • Squid Ring $0.90
  • Meat Pattie (Home made) $2.50
  • Kids fish and chips $9.90
  • Caesar salad $7.90
  • Ale battered fish fillets $17.90
    • Crispy golden fried beer battered fish fillets with fries or kumara chips served with remoulade sauce and salad garnish
  • Seafood chowder $12.60
    • topped with crispy bacon and served with a fresh bread roll
  • Chicken and corn chowder $10.90
  • Shredded chicken breast $6.50
    • with cream cheese, avocado and sour cherry relish
  • Tandoori chicken roti wrap $9.90
  • Passion fruit slice $4.90
  • V5 Pumpkin, Chilli and Thai Basil Stir Fry $13.00
  • A7 Chicken Satays $7.50
  • A1 Spring Rolls $6.50
  • Lamb or Fish $15.00
  • V2 Mushroom Tom Yum $6.00
  • A6 Curry Puffs $6.00
  • Chicken, Beef or Pork $14.00
  • T12 Carrot Salad (Som Tam) $13.00
  • Eggs Benedict (Choice of bacon or ham) $15
    • Poached eggs, tomato served with ciabatta and hollandaise sauce
  • Bacon & Eggs on Toast N/A
  • Eggs on toast N/A
  • Creamy Mushroom on Toast with salad $13
  • Eggs Royale $16
    • Smoked salmon, poached eggs, spinach, grilled tomato served with ciabatta and hollandaise sauce
  • Pancakes $14
    • with bacon, banana and maple syrup
  • Smoked Salmon $11
    • Cream cheese & ciabatta
  • Hash Brown Stack $13
    • Hash browns, poached eggs, spinach, tomato and hollandaise sauce
  • Artichoke hearts/olives/capers/mushroom/anchovies $2.50
  • Piedmontese Peppers $18.00
    • stuffed with tomato and garlic and slow roasted, served with halloumi, rocket & focaccia
  • Hand Cut Fries GF $6.00
  • Fries & sauce $8.00
    • with sambal or aioli
  • Grilled Portobello mushroom $5.00
  • Saffron and Mozzarella $12.50
    • risotto balls GF
  • Dressed Mixed Leaves GF $8.00
  • Bacon Butty $11.00
    • on toasted sourdough
  • Sopa de Lima $15.00
    • Lime soup with a chicken broth base often accompanied by shredded chicken and crispy tortilla
  • Tacos dorados $23.00
    • Vegetarian mix on crunchy tacos served with beans, salad, red sauce, sour cream and feta cheese
  • Pastel de chocolate $8.00
    • Chocolate brownie
  • Jalapeños rellenos de queso $15.00
    • Jalapeños stuffed with cheese
  • Pie de queso con maracuya $8.00
    • Pasionfruit cheese cake
  • Enfrijoladas de cordero $23.00
    • Folded tortilla filled with slow cooked lamb, topped with beans sauce, feta cheese, chorizo and rice
  • Chilaquiles $15.00
    • Corn chips topped with your favorite red or green sauce. Add chicken or egg.
  • Flautas $15.00
    • Deep fried tacos
  • Seasonal vegetables $6.50
    • w extra virgin olive oil
  • Herb roasted lamb rump $33.00
    • w chickpeas and swiss chard
  • Duck fat baked potatoes $7.90
  • Crispy duck confit $37.90
    • w duck fat baked potatoes and bok choy
  • Warm goat cheese $17.90
    • w smoked tomato crostini and salad.
  • Pasta of roasted aubergine,caper and sweet pepper caponata. $31.90
  • Grilled king prawns $18.90
    • w tomato,crispy shallot and green peas,
  • Saute snails $17.90
    • w pernot ,walnut and cream sauce.
  • Sorbet $3.50
    • extra scoop
  • Kids Ice Cream $8.00 / $5.50
    • 2 scoops of ice cream with chocolate sauce & cream. Chocolate / Vanilla
  • Garden Salad $6.50
  • Toast or English Muffins $6.00
    • Served with butter and berry jam.
  • Sides $3.00
    • As an extra to any breakfast add hash brown, tomatoes, mushrooms, streaky bacon, black pudding kransky sausages or French toast.
  • Warm Chocolate And English Toffee Pudding $17.50
    • Chocolate brioche and soft English toffee baked together to perfection, served with crème anglaise and vanilla ice cream.
  • Licorice $3.50
    • extra scoop
  • Bangers & Mash $20.00
    • Harringtons pure pork sausages served with potato mash and caramelised onion gravy.
  • Foil Wrapped Grill Fish / Squids / Prawns $12.50
  • Veggie Satay Burger $6.00
  • Char Kuay Teow $10.00
    • Chicken / Seafood / Veggie
  • Kung Poh Squid $13.50
  • Banana Roti Chanai $9.00
    • Chicken / Lamb / Veggie
  • Deep Fried Tofu $7.50
  • Deep Fried Wonton $7.50
  • Roti Chanai $8.00
    • Chicken / Lamb / Veggie
  • LASAGNE
    • Lasagne topping with creamy cheese sauce on a spicy beef mince and tomato base
  • SAVOURIES $1.60
  • PEPPERED STEAK
    • Prime chunky beef steak with a generous stinking of cracked black pepper
  • STEAK & ONION
    • Diced onion on top of prime beef steak
  • SAUSAGE ROLL $2.20
  • STEAK, CHEESE & MUSHROOM
    • Whole mushrooms and cheese on top of prime beef steak
  • POTATO TOP
    • Creamy potato topping on quality beef mince
  • BACON & EGG
    • Full of just bacon and whole fresh eggs
  • CHICKEN
    • Marinated free-range chicken, baby spinach leaves, corn salsa, chipotle mayo
  • FISH
    • Freshly battered fish, ‘slaw, lime & black pepper mayo, capers.
  • BACON or ​CORIANDER ​stuffed Jalapeno with 2 kinds of cheese, dipping sauce - Chipotle mayo or lime & black pepper mayo
  • PULLED PORK
    • 12hr slow cooked free range pork, apple & fennel ‘slaw, chipotle mayo, Pepitas.
  • CRISPY POTATO
    • Potato in a crispy tortilla, Jalapeno ricotta, ‘slaw, Salsa verde, pepitas
Best Ugly

Best Ugly

location

Address

5 Swan Lane, Te Aro, Wellington City

phone

Phone

+64 4-803 3563

clock

Opened hours

Monday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Tuesday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Wednesday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Thursday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Friday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Saturday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM, Sunday: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
price range

Price

$10 - $20

type

Type

None

service level

Service

None

cuisine

Cuisine

American , Cafe Food , Deli , Fast Food , Vegan , Vegetarian

features

Features

Wheelchair accessible ,  Breakfast ,  Takeout ,  Quick Bites ,  Seating ,  Child-friendly

Location
5 Swan Lane, Te Aro, Wellington City